AMZN

guess AMZN wont be invited to the circle jerk anymore

AMZN is gonna run this week bc of ts

aws fucked it up. Short $amzn

AMZN is like if i go down i’m going to take all of you with me now pump

I’m imagining the look on ber faces when they saw the news this morning for AMZN just to see it go up. lol Anyway, outages happen. It wasn’t anything severe. AMZN to $250 by November 3rd.

Hey AMZN go fuck yourself shitty ass stock and shitty ass servers

It’s baffling that AMZN is green considering all the bad AWS news today. It’s almost like they planned to bring it down to this level and don’t want it lower and even though bad news that should drop it lower came out they are not letting it go lower.

AMZN calls cause AWS is down

legit mad that amzn is green today

AMZN puts

A 1% AMZN move has you jizzin in your jeans?

>CNN: AMZN SHARES SKYROCKET AFTER AWS CRASHES, TAKING OUT HALF THE INTERNET 

AMZN pump lets goooooo

how the fuck is amzn green? is it because i couldn't even buy puts because it lags out?

I guess taking out the internet is exactly what AMZN needed

This outage might actually be bullish for amzn lmao. Tons of people realized that half the internet runs on AWS

Amzn and HOOD puts

AMZN up with the AWS outage and SPY up with a shutdown still looming 😂

AMZN down 17%

so call on AMZN, right? lmao

Puts on AMZN for faulty AWS server

You lose money with AMZN both ways, with puts and calls. This is the way of the regarded 🤌

Global AWS outage, affecting facebook, RH and others. Puts on AMZN?

AMZN ready to throw up a lost decade lol

Someone short the fuck outta AMZN

How is AMZN up +0.65% when AWS shit the bed and is still shitting?

AWS is a Catch-22. I want to short AMZN because their shitty product doesn’t work, but I can’t do anything because the service is down. Excellent product design. In fact, I think I’ll buy calls on AMZN!

Fuck AWS. $AMZN

Full porting puts on HOOD and AMZN asap

Holy shit short AMZN this piece of shit just keep sucking with this outage

Come on AMZN and HOOD, you trash - keep crashing

AMZN so trash lol

Im just suprised AMZN isn't catering due to this widespread AWS issue they got goin on

Calls on AMZN, aws down I don’t need to work today

https://a.co/d/2omzQlw Fake meat on AMZN. Bullish AF.

Full port AMZN

That drop on AMZN getting bought up fast.

early AMZN puts for shutting down the internet this morning?

Amzn 215 by October 31 iban bet. Am I doing this right son?

Full porting puts on $SNAP and $AMZN

AWS dying this morning, AMZN YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT OLD MAN

Calls on AMZN the world cant function without it.

AMZN bears all day, pissing and shitting and throwing up: "but the outage..."

So uhhh AMZN will be alright ? Right ???

AWS servers down. AMZN to the 🌕

So are we doing puts on AMZN for the outage this morning?

Didn’t realize how many things AWS affects. AMZN calls

AMZN is the founding father of the Bag 7

AMZN puts seems an obvious play. So obvious it’s probably wrong in this absurd market…

Amzn fix your shit before 9:30am