AMZN

Calls on UNH, AMZN, and SOFI before earnings

AWS outage saved me from blowing up my portfolio again Calls on AMZN

BA and Amzn massive beneficiaries of a good China deal Friday 🚀 🚀 and the beginning of Golds descent imo

why amzn being such a bitch?

$AMZN to 3T one time!

Amzn is up with aws down?

Amzn

AMZN owes me restitution for the options I wasn't able to sell. If anyone knows a lawyer who will take payment in Wendy's nuggets please message me expeditiously

Elon talking smack against AMZN! lmao

AMZN put NVDA calls

Why the FUCK is AMZN up today???

SPY yes. at close. If up at open, more puts. I also bought AMZN puts for insurance. Wednesday will be 2 weeks since ATH and we aint crossin it again for years.

does anyone really think amzn violated their slas or something with this downtime?  all it shows to me is that a lot of businesses are dependent on amzn

Amzn crazy it’s up

AMZN about to get an avalanche of lawsuits, puts it is

AMZN up today?? WTF

Turns out most of the Internet still runs on AWS. AMZN calls.

I wish AWS had a stock lol. Weird that AMZN is up with the outage shit.

I think AMZN gonna pop like GOOGL post earnings

Imagine if Taco got his winkie caught in the AWS cloud, it would be a trillion dollar lawsuit against AMZN

Guess I’ll stop talking shit about gold NBIS NLR UNG AMZN

AMZN now starting CRWD run. $300 EOY

Someone needs to tell AMZN that next time this happens, they should turn the power off for ten seconds. Works every time

I think today we learned that AMZN has a really big dick and they probably did today on purpose to show off that big dick Bullish af, calls

As a systems admin who got 2 hours of sleep last night due to AWS issues that have now been resolved after 14 hours of hell and watched AMZN go up throughout the day while our company discusses moving our load to other services or even bare metal.... I am convinced we are at or near peak. The people trading at the moment have no idea what the hell is going on.

Internet down whole day, amzn pumping whole day.

i am going with amzn i missed appl train

Got so pissed today cause i couldnt use venmo, reddit, and robinhood due to AWS outage. Bought some rage AMZN puts at close.

so amzn has huge outage but stock goes up? after getting hammered last week for no reason

How can AMZN be up, the lawsuits are gonna be massive, like CRWD?

so what do we think about AMZN?

Retards really got AMZN puts because of AWS lmao

Don’t you know, pump it (AMZN) up

AMZN shows strong fundamentals and and is down YTD. One AWS outage and it's up almost 2%.

Today showed just how much everyone and their mom relies on AWS. Calls on AMZN for earnings

lol amzn 😂😂

AMZN Calls

Odds that AMZN craters in 10 minutes?

People who bought AMZN poots on the outage are getting cucked lmfao

it took a widespread AWS outage for AMZN stock to go up, exactly as everyone expected

AMZN to 217 soon. If it holds could hit 218 🤌

Talk of the day and into earnings: Amazon. AMZN is ready for take off.

All you regards gunna buy amazon puts which will drive price up... everyone else realizes AWS hosts half the itnernet which is another reason for amazon calls... AMZN calls lol...

Sold some AMZN at 216.6 (cost 213, 214.1) and took profit.

Have a feeling HOOD and AMZN will take a dump tomorrow instead

I wonder if AMZN will have a lot of Backdraft tomorrow from today

You would think that crashing literally half the internet would have consequences, yet AMZN is in the green today. Though it’s not like fundamentals matter in this market

Amzn pumped bc world runs on AWS, then AMZN pumps bc they fixed AWS. Fucking genius

calls on RDDT and puts on AMZN cuz RDDT servers are working even though AMZN servers are not 😡

I love how AMZN pumps on an outage, crazy work lmao