AMZN

Is this AMZN robot and AI? Reason for the 30k corporate jobs. Maybe they are just getting rid of the free loaders that weren’t doing much?

What's more funny? AMZN layoffs or bulls buying calls at ATH

I swear to fucking god if AMZN doesn’t print. Hated today’s price action.

I wake up to UNH +10% tomorrow. It's a sunny morning, the birds are chirping. In the distance, I hear the joy of children playing at the park, and my AMZN package was delivered early. Life is good.

Wtf is wrong with AMZN

I hope part of AMZN cuts includes some middle management. I swear some of the most useless people in companies are "managers of managers". Too low to come up with strategy but too high to do any work. You ask them what their job is and they say "keep everyone aligned on the same goals".

*AMZN layoffs is bullish!*

AMZN the market’s that way ⬆️

Did AMZN shut down the algos again l?

AMZN up 3.2% ytd

AMZN cutting 30k jobs now has me thinking I should buy calls

Amzn layoff might be a signal of bad earnings… NFA

Amzn earnings yay or nay

AMZN going to have an earnings disaster. If not current quarter, then the projection. You don't cut 30K jobs in a strong earnings release.

AMZN… canary in the coal mine… it’s our queue ghey bears.. DANCE! 💃💃💃🤣

How many corporate workers did AMZN even have? 30k is fucking massive.

Amzn why?

Amazon laying off 30,000 workers. lol. Tariffs must be killing them. Calls on AMZN.

AMZN announced it is cutting 30,000 corporate jobs. Hmmmm, delicious. Calls baby!

AMZN about to be the only stock in history to drop on layoff news lol

Lmfao AMZN what is it now

why is amzn sinking after news it will cut 30k corporate jobs?

10000 corporate jobs at AMzN… let’s dance bezos! 💃💃💃🤣

amzn plans to cut off 30k corporate jobs

amzn plans to cut 30k corporate jobs -bloomberg

AMZN gonna cut 30,000 jobs. Wtf

Amzn 30k job cuts, apparently  https://x.com/financialjuice/status/1982879801955495983?t=4KMuftOOSYNb_tS5l_8TBQ&s=19

AMZN 250c EOW? How we feel?

AMZN gonna bust even harder pre earnings

$AMZN - vibes. Last week: Down YTD. Isn't amazon growing??? How tf amazon down ytd? So I bought calls & shares on the dip last week. Up 20% on my Nov 225c & 15% on my Jan 225c's already 🚀

What’s this amzn chart lol

GOOGL AMZN🤌🤌🤌

Why does AMZN have the most annoying intraday price action

full ape this earnings week: AMZN GOOG UNH VZ NVDA QQQ… and a little bit of sqqq as a hedge

Will AMZN robots be able to piss in water bottles as well? Checkmate, atheists.

AMZN puts for earnings. No shot surprise is more than 50%

https://preview.redd.it/2yavx7kvioxf1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c8609f04dd7c8912b67f5770db0c7d351aecfe I don't like this. AMZN and META feel dumpy after seeing this.

Even AMZN is green. It's a fucking miracle

Talk about AMZN. AAPL is at new ATH.

I'm a big fan of buying when sentiment is in the gutter but damn AMZN really seems like dead money rn lol

Is AMZN a buy?

I'm a bit of a wild card when it comes to investing but I'm proud to say I've got +$2300 today using my whacky AMZN, GOOG, BABA, strategy. Anyways, how's that fake meat play going?

Full porting AMZN for earning?

I banked on AMZN doing this exact bs on Friday and lost majorly. Fuck my life.

If you invested 10k in NVDA 5 years ago you'd have 140k If you invested 10k in AMZN 5 years ago you'd have 13.5k lol

AMZN going to end red lmao what a POS

AMZN

Gonna need AMZN to blast to 250 after earnings

If the nasdaq shaves off half of this gain AMZN will be red lol

AMZN calls printing this week