AMZN

As SPY starts to potentially recover, AMZN continues to go down. Makes sense as AMZN really is the biggest piece of shit for the year.

AMZN is jealous that everyone is partying in the depths of hell and is trying so hard to get in.

As much of an absolute fuck ASS amzn is, at least it’s trying to hold itself in the green. Although it still should be at $270 by now

LOL fucking AMZN, limp dick piece of shit. FUCK YOU JASSY

AMZN is still green lmao

AMZN go!

Santa cmon, just let amzn shoot up to $270, it’s supposed to be at that price anyways

How is AMZN, META and MSFT nearly flat on a blood red day?

Quick, everyone pile into AMZN

Would be amusing to see AMZN fully pump at this point

Damn, AMZN doing a Hodor

AMZN couldn’t hold a pump if it life depended on it

Don't let AMZN distract you from the clown show that is Google. Both cheeks of the same ass.

Mag7 performance YTD: - GOOG: +57% - TSLA: +28% - NVDA: +25% - MSFT: +14% - AAPL: +13% - META: +10% - AMZN: +1%

AMZN bout to do it

Lol fucking AMZN. useless fuck.

BOIL. BRK.B, DTM, PDD, AMZN

Rddt, save me from my terrible investments such as Amzn

amzn "investing" in openai and they will use more amzn trainium chips, rather than nvdier incrementally bad news for nvdier in a poor tape

AMZN should stop selling actual items and it will moon

amzn fucking disgustes me, the one day i thought id finally make money off it

AMZN is a fucking joke

There goes TSLA making ATH again and AMZN can barely hold green.

The one time AMZN is up and all of tech fucking drags it down u can’t make this up

I am convinced that institutions really hate AMZN.

Lol AMZN...how disappointing.

I bought these calls on GOOG cause I figured it was safer than my Amzn calls and now they are more negative. Very impressive GOOG

AMZN is dead money

Lol AMZN

AMZN should have read the room before making that investment joke last night. gosh

Everyone trying to get off AMZN ride right now lol.

There's no domino man. OpenAI just got a $500B valuation. They'll have no trouble raising money especially with printer on. But even then if OpenAI loses race, who cares? GOOGL, META, AMZN, etc. will just keep roaring ahead.

So AMZN all in now!

chances for amzn not dropping at open? 0?

Well, inverse that and buy AMZN

Cramer going off on AMZN and OpenAI circular deals

Slow and steady, penny pincher, pragmatic AMZN is going to come out the big AI winner. Blowhards like Oracle will be destroyed

Dam time allens ex in the Santa Claus is 🔥🔥 AMZN +3% EOD

ORCL news explains the OpenAI AMZN deal

AMZN = boomer stock

Amzn already giving up its gains, you absolute fuck ASS

All of the other mag 7 got a 10+% jump by joining the Open AI circle jerk. AMZN gets 1.5% that fades by open lmfao.

*Last one month* >Market: Nyet, we no like Tech valuations. AI is a bubble. You no give guidance higher than our expectations. Dump it. *overnight announcement of AMZN and OpenAI deal* >Nasdaq: PUMP IT! You got any more of those deals?

Amzn being up 1% would be a lot cooler if it wasn’t for the fact that it’s been at this level for several weeks now. Amzn should be sitting at around $275 but it’s a bitch

AMZN needs to learn. Only ways to make the stock go up is buybacks

Amzn stop acting like you’re NOW going to start contributing to society. We all know you’re going to dump -2% the second the market opens

AMZN gonna be red by 9:45 lol

TTD, BULL, AMZN, NFLX

futes very green but only AMZN and MU big green bruh

New ChatGPT model is good. Very good, infact. I can make amazing pictures but it ain’t worth the valuation. Anyway, long GOOG, AMZN, and AVGO. This is financial advice.