AMZN

AMZN I NEED THIS IM KINDA HOMELESS

See you at Valhalla AMZN bagholders

Why did I choose AMZN and RDDT for earning plays?

AMZN and RDDT are spooky rn.

9 more minutes before i know if my META RDDT and AMZN port works out or not

Might as well hold AMZN. Already at loss 😔

Loaded more AMZN at 223 and 223.5 ;-)

If there was no AWS growth amzn about to shit the bed

AMZN year to date is .60% what a fucking joke 🤡

if amzn shts the bed which they will, prepare your assholes

(hiding under my bed for the AMZN earnings)

All up to AAPL and AMZN. They can make or break this market

If amzn doesn't have stellar ER's it's gonna drill down

AMZN AAPL double header gonna either save the market or tank the market

If AMZN and AAPL beat they will be down 10% afterhours. If they miss they will be down 85%.

Some of y'all aight. Don't buy AMZN or RDDT calls today.

I think i need both AAPL and AMZN to shit the bed together for my TSLA $430Ps to work - that's how regarded i am, i plan entire market collapsing for my positions to work out

Can’t even banbet AMZN. I own shares. If I win banbet, shares tank and I lose. If I lose banbet, I lose. I suppose predicting AMZN mooning is a lose-lose.

AMZN +10% AH

Genuinely can’t remember the last time AMZN shrek cocked on earnings. Literally every time it’s like hey we made a gazillion dollars the market like eh we were expecting 2 gazillion.

The market’s secret weapon is AMZN? Yeah, you guys are cooked.

If the tech rally depends on AMZN earnings we are fucking cooked lmao

i spoke to sydney she likes amzn stock

I have 20k waiting for AMZN to pull a META

Honestly in terms of diversification across sectors AMZN is probably it, if they miss, it’s over for a lot of shit.

!banbet AMZN +10% 5 hours

AMZN better not fuck me AH

AMZN calls and I’m buying META shares today and calls it’s a overreaction

Since everyone is feeling bearish on AMZN, it’ll go up. Literally no one is ever right in wsb

Is AMZN fuked?

Ok I’m starting to think AMZN is fucked

My amzn calls are cooked before they even reported earnings bruh

Bro if AMZN fucks up the earnings, kiss EOY rally goodbye

I pussied out and sold some rddt and amzn. They will moon to make me sad

AAPL and AMZN needs to save the market

AAPL flat and AMZN tank after ERs will drag SPY down back to 667. Take profits while you can.

AMZN 30k plus lessgo

AMZN is a fine company. But earnings are very very scarrryyyyyyyyy

AMZN gonna tank

rddt and amzn puts ...one of them has to print hard

amzn is a disappointment how are you down right before earnings? pathetic get up

Should I be buying AMZN calls?

Amzn puts

If AMZN AWS growth slows again we'll be under $200 tonight. Consumer might slow too. Not sure where I'd want to buy. Maybe $150?

I'm getting a bad feeling that there has been too much optimism ahead of AMZN earnings

RDDT and AMZN today will produce lots of new bagholders, destroyed ports and broken homes.

AMZN bags will be generational

Except the revenge traders going all in on RDDT and AMZN earnings to recover META losses.

I have so much cash ready if AMZN decides to fuck with me

If RDDT and AMZN miss I’ll really be hurtin, already down 7% on the day wtf lmao