AMZN

AAPLs don’t grow in the AMZN. Bananas do, which look like Jensen’s cock (I’ve seen it) Calls on NVDA

Looks like inverse reddit was the play on AMZN :(

Damn didn’t think AMZN had it in them

my first real loss of 10k was with AMZN - good times

What do you goons see as the downside risk to AMZN going forward? It's been so flat this year and it looks primed to rip. What am I missing?

Damn wish I went bigger on amzn

So AMZN, COIN, APPL, and MSTR all beat expectations.

AMZN is the new TSLA, no matter what you play you’ll get fucked

amzn results are solid, was wrong to assume it would drop after results came out

Results tomorrow: Amazon AMZN up 5%, APPL down 3%, NVDA down 1%, AMD down 2%, TSLA down 3%, QQQ down .4%. You're welcome

AAPL canceling out AMZN lol

AMZN will go back down on guidance. Flat or red by open. Watch

Well guess I'm fucked, flipped a coin and choose AAPL instead of AMZN.

lots of people here had puts on AMZN. LOL

AMZN opening at +15% tomorrow

I think AMZN is going to pull a GOOG over the next year. Time to get on the gain train.

I don't understand, how can amzn go up 10%? I was told this was the top

Got burned buying AMZN puts one minute before market close. FML

RDDT IV crush AMZN gonna dump AAPL gonna moon

Amzn from the 3 point line to save tech thanks Bezos pump this bitch tmw

No position, but want AMZN to give it all back for a good laugh.

Bought AMZN calls at the bottom today. Big fucking win

Well I looked at AMZN calls before close and decided too expensive. Went with AAPL instead. Hopefully both run like crazy.

If amzn holds I print. 3000 shares of amzz 53 (02/20/2026) calls I sold 20 yesterday to scale down.

Lfg AMZN. We gonna eat. NFLX is cooked. Don't see a split bringing back the momo. RIP.

Sold more AMZN at 244.5 (cost 228, 228.5, 228.8, 230.6, 231) and took profits, 😂😂😂😂😂

AMZN AWS revenue grew 20% this quarter, beating expectations of 18%. This is while massive amounts of competition for datacenters keeps mounting from neoclouds and the MAG7 and, yet, the demand keeps outpacing the supply. NBIS earnings November 11 🐇⏱️

Twitter did not mislead me for once. 11/21 amzn 250c gonna print tomorrow unless I get truthed

AMZN just kicked off the Santa Rally!

AMZN saved me

AMZN never rockets after ER. Something fishy going on 🤔

AMZN x NBIS please

Is AMZN what GOOG was six months ago?

If AMZN hits 300 end of year I can retire

AMZN the GOAT

AMZN COOOP AND HANZEL

You can't compare the $META CapEx expansion with $GOOG, $AMZN, $MSFT, or $ORCL because they have a cloud business with great margins. $META doesn't and is basically spending to create "super intelligence" which has proven to be a money losing business (Anthropic / OpenAI).

Here’s my top3 for mañana: Netflix into stock split pop. BMNR mumbles of staking happening before endofyear. AMZN because it’s already huge and showing how huge it’s growing to be.

One of my better setups: AMZN $250 3/20/26 calls AAPL $280 11/7 calls GLD $365 2/20/26 calls Bet 5x more on AMZN. If AMZN tanked and AAPL popped I’d cut losses and hold. If AAPL tanks and AMZN popped, well I wouldn’t care about those cheap AAPL calls. And GLD was a hedge which worked out beautifully today. Eatin steak tonight!

Amzn needs to lay off more

man.. i was afraid to buy more shares for all stocks before close but if amzn earnings bad we could possibly be big red

Sold some AMZN around 245 (cost 223, 223.5, 224.7, 225.7, 226.5) and got paid 😂😂😂😂😂

Congrabulajuns to the retard who said to buy AMZN puts and to all regards who took their advice

AMZN to a million baby

IM ORDERING 100 GREEN DILDOS OFF AMZN RIGHT NOW

I really thought other names would rally with AMZN if they beat but they aren’t. Soooooo, we’re fucked ig

AMZN still only up 6% YTD lmao

Shouldve known bought in AMZN. Laying off tens of thousands of workers for the next few years is very bullish!!

Amzn and aapl to save the day

Muh AMZN puts fuckt