AMD

Watch AMD announce their best earnings yet, beat by 120% raise guidance for the next 5 years, then be down 5%.

AMD will save the market and some of my other greatest hits will be at my upcoming standup

AMD DONT LET SPY/QQQ DOWN 👺👹

AMD lets gooooo rocket!!

Holy shit if AMD doesn't go down I am so fucked I accidentally bought too many contracts

AMD can have great earnings and still decline in this red market.

Is AMD going to save the whole market?

Amd bulls unite

AMD back to 175 fuck it

green afterhours for amd

any amd gamblers?

Meh, not going to play AMD. Probably going to be some +/-2% BS.

AMD

watch AMD pump just because theres way more puts than calls

I suppose there's a chance AMD saves meta but i doubt it.

I've never been so excited for AMD EARNINGS. The past 2 years, I've lost almost every single gamble, BUT THIS TIME ITS HITTING. AMD 11/7 260C

I think AMD pulls a PLTR Good earnings and revenue - but not enough to justify its P/E

AMD is gonna beat earnings by a little and the crater 10%

AMD TO 300!

Amd will smash it.... This is based on nothing

I think AMD is going to surprise everyone and do nothing

Are people terrified to hold anything long before the AMD ER?

sigh...I bought an AMD deep strangle...probably will get roasted

AMD BULLS. WE'RE GONNA BE RICH

4k in AMD calls. Surely right?

God I hope AMD pumps so you all get fucked

Bought some AMD put lotto’s because fuck this market.

AMD to the moon. I got fucked multiple times, but this time is different right?

AMD puts seem like free money during a massive valuation scare when even stellar results are punished There’s gotta be a catch, right?

Counting on AMD to once again live up to its name. 240p weeklies, let's go!!

AMD will get rekt after earnings

AMD back to 150

The entire market will make it or break it depending on AMD, no pressure

Pltr beat, had good guidance and still tanked, Amd probably not gonna moon

Shit! I just full ported AMC instead of AMD!!

The market hinging on AMD is a bad sign lol

Everyone bearish on amd earnings including me which means we’re gapping UP tomorrow

Goodluck to you amd tards!

My guess is AMD earnings is gonna lift the market throughout the night and bring us into green premarket

Honestly not worried. OpenAi will partner with AMD for 2nd time just to be safe and Lisa will save us all. Nice tits btw.

AMD gonna destroy more money AH?

AMD better announce a time traveling quantum processer that cures cancer and helps with obesity or we are fuk.

The fate of the market lies with AMD tonight. Get the fuck out while you can.

Huge run up into earnings and some of you don’t expect AMD to plummet on some insane profit taking nonsense?

The script has leaked. AMD to save the day tonight.

im not even in AMD but i hope that shit skyrockets and saved this ass market

At 5pm EST: "AMD holders, please take a seat. There is something you should know and there is no easy way to say it".

if amd earnings are bad, i am realy fucked

Amd will crush earnings and tank. You ratartds think shit shit is sustainable . Marijuana plants don't grow to the sky

going to be interesting with AMD