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Went to sleep at 7 AM because I got carried away playing this crazy visual novel. Woke up at 11 AM to a pounding headache so I doordashed a double big mac with extra big mac sauce, and a double filet-o-fish with extra tartar sauce. The filet-o-fish was good, but the big mac had too much sauce tbh. Smashed the Mc Donald's down and proceeded to pace around my house for 2 hours. Now I just made myself some green tea and drank it with an Advil, headache finally gone. This year I landed a tech position which allowed me to save my first $100K, but ended up getting laid off a while back. Been spending my days running and lifting weights, as I don't really care to work for a while as I was working 12+ hours a day 7 days a week for the first half of 2025 and my marginal tax rate is like 50% for this year. Here's to 2025! Cheers!

Parents: “Oh my god it’s just sooo so rewarding. You’ll never experience such a deep love and I couldn’t imagine being *anything* other than a mom/dad! 🤗 Also parents: I HAVENT SLEPT IN 6 FUCKING YEARS. AT THIS POINT I YEARN FOR DEATH JUST TO GET A LITTLE TASTE OF THE PEACE I ONCE KNEW. I HAVENT HAD A SINGULAR MOMENT ALONE AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO I AM OR WHAT MY OWN PERSONALITY IS ANY LONGER PLEASE JUST FUCKING LET ME REST. PLEASE.

Damn a high 680s SPY short strangle purchased last week with midweek expiry would have ripped thru wednesday AM. Is FOMC just an IV Crush theta gang trap or is it gonna do smth????

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 01-Jan-2026 03:36 AM -05

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You already have a bet going - MU to 322.2065 before 23-Jan-2026 04:04 AM -05

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1:11 AM here in the west coast, thank you guys for such an amazing year <3 to 2026!

#I AM THE OG OF WSB SHITPOSTING AND WILL BE RESPECTED AS SUCH

I like watching those YouTube videos of first amendment auditors. AM I BEING DETAINED. WHAT CRIME AM I UNDER SUSPICION OF. They crack me up This has been a cashflow comment

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You already have a bet going - NVDA to 195.7179 before 30-Dec-2025 10:14 AM -05

Key times to watch 2day to confirm silver rally: London FX open: 3 AM ET London bullion fix: 5:30 AM ET COMEX pit open: 8:20 AM ET

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 195.7179 before 30-Dec-2025 10:14 AM -05

While GM bulls celebrate a "win" fueled by stock buybacks and legacy ICE sales, they’re ignoring the fact that you can’t value an AI and robotics powerhouse like a 100-year-old truck company. TSLA’s YTD price action is just a temporary consolidation before the FSD and Optimus supercycle makes this "underperformance" look like a rounding error. Zoom out and stop comparing a dinosaur’s dividend to the dawn of the autonomous future. Also. I AM NOT INDIAN. Stop calling me Indian sir.

You already have a bet going - SPY to 695.0 before 30-Dec-2025 11:00 AM -05

I have a high sex drive (5x - 7x a day) and I masturbated 2x before 9 AM But I was celibate & controlled my sex drive by focusing on my work for the rest of the day I clearly have control over my sexual urges and further validates it's a strength, not a weakness to be a fucking sex rabbit jumping up & down like Bugs Bunny

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 200.0 before 07-Jan-2026 07:35 AM -05

You already have a bet going - SLV to 60.0 before 18-Jan-2026 12:49 AM -05

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You already have a bet going - RKLB to 100.0 before 06-Jan-2026 10:02 AM -05

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Thanks to working from home, I was able to masturbate 2x before 9 AM Back in the old days (2010s) when my fat ass had to commute to an office, I only got to wack off once before work and had to show up to work at 9:30 - 9:45. And when they asked why I was late, I blamed it on "traffic" 😏😉🤫🤭

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That depends on what long and short term treasuries and oil do in the AM.

You already have a bet going - SLV to 60.0 before 18-Jan-2026 12:49 AM -05

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Trick question there is no "12 AM" Just wait for robowhores.

Me & my pissed off girlfriend went to the mall to get all of the "Christmas gifts that she deserved, but I forgot" It turns out the gift I "forgot" was an engagement ring and "I was supppsed to propose to her on Christmas" 🙃 To avoid further drama between us & bystanders, I bought a ring. However, I didn't propose to her yet She said: "If you didn't propose to my on Christmas, the next best day would be New Year's Day at 12 AM" 🫠

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# KRAMER: Apple (AAPL)'s the Only One That Maintains High Consumer Product Satisfaction # AAPL: I AM GONNA GO AHEAD AND END RED 🔴 **YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP**

MY NAME IS MANUOSO OVIDEO - I WISH TO SAVE THE WORLD - SHORT QUANTUM $QBTS. I AM NOT ONE OF THEM (retarded quantum bulls)

Last time GLD had its run up to overbought, a higher high followed by a few dollars paired with a lower high on RSI. Chart looks exactly the same - couple dollars higher than its last peak and rsi is lower but peaking. Last time this happened GLD dropped from 405 to 380 in the AM premarket session lol

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