ALL

guys let’s be professionals and humble. It’s not bers faults they can’t fit ALL of our peepees in their buttholes. 🥺🥺😔😔😔😢😢😢😢

ALL TIME HIGHS TOMORROW

PRAISE JENSEN ALL HAIL JENSEN EVERY STOCK GOING UP.

BURRY LOSING ALL HIS DOODADS

GUIDE THE SHIT OUT OF BURRY THIS IS YOUR CHANCE JENSEN, MAKE OR BREAK GUIDE US ALL TO VALHALLAAAAAAAAa

If this has elevated your heart rate AT ALL, you are over-leveraged

HERE COMES THE DUMP OF ALL DUMPS. WEEEEEE

Holy shit it missed big. ITS ALL OVER

Breaking News: NVIDIA ANNOUNCED THEY ARE NOW DEDICATING ALL NEW PROCESSORS TO 🌽 MINING

JENSEN IS BASICALLY OZEMPIC FOR WALLSTREETBETS CUTTING THE FAT ON ALL THE OVEREXTENDED BERS TONIGHT

BUY EVERYTHING. NVDA EARNINGS LEAKED. 1 VRILLION DOLLARS MARKET CAP. JENSEN PROCLAIMED GOD-EMPEROR OF ALL OF CHINA VIA MANDATE OF HEAVEN.

#MICHAEL BUSSY TWEETS ANOTHER BLOB OF SHIT TO FEARMONGER US ALL.

ID RATHER LOSE ALL MY MONEY THAN SELL THIS MFST CALL

MICHAEL SAYLOR MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME

META Been watching this darn thing fall since $800. Day after Day after Day Going ALL IN, BALLS DEEP right NOW! See you clowns at $1000

#JENSEN HUANG ANNOUNCE A RUN FOR PRESIDENT TO SAVE US ALL

NVDA REALLY GONNA GIVE ALL OF IT BACK LMAOOOO

Me: I’M LOSING ALL MY MONEY Them: “Quiet piggy”

HEY BEARS ARE YOU REALLY BETTING ON THE MOST OBVIOUS RUG PULL OF ALL TIME HAPPENING AT THE MOST OBVIOUS TIME OF ALL TIME. YOUR PUTS ARE SO FUCKED LMAO 👌

BERS THINK THE MOST OBVIOUS RUG PULL OF ALL TIME WILL HAPPEN AT THE MOST OBVIOUS TIME OF ALL TIME. MY GUESS IS THAT IT WILL NOT. THAT IS ALL

We are ALL exit liquidity

ALL HAIL SUNDAR

ALL HAIL KING JENSEN AS HE EMBARKS ON A NEW JOURNEY TO MANIPULATE THE MARKETS WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE. HOPEFULLY THE JUICE WAS WORTH THE SQUEEZE.

ALL IN

#GOOGL GREEN DILDO TO NEW ALL TIME HIGHS HOLY FUCKKKKKK

BERS I JUST PUT THE HIT SONG “GREEN GRASS AND HIGH TIDES FOREVER” SO THAT I WILL NEVER FORGETTING TODAYS SAUDI ARABIAN SPONSORED DYSTOPIAN GREEN CANDLE COMING FOR YOU. QUEING UP MY MCDONALDS DINNER TO EAT ON DOORDASH AFTER JENSEN EATS YOU FOR DINNER AROUND 4PT. THAT IS ALL

BEARS ARE ACTUALLY RETARDED. THEY THOUGHT THEY HAD ALL COLLECTIVELY TIMED THE BUBBLE AND WERE GOING TO CAPITALIZE ON IT IN A 24 HOUR PERIOD.

BERS TOOK ALL THEIR NVDA SHARES AND DUMPED THEM FOR BLOCKBUSTER OPTIONS. SO 1999. SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GREEN CANDLE I TOLD YOU ABOUT AT 1AM WHILE BEARHUNTER WAS POSTING NONSENSE WITH LMAO AT THE END

I JUST WANT PUMPPPPP ALL DAY TODAY

BERS TELL US MORE ABKUT HOW THIS IS A FAKEOUT. IM DEPORTING YOU TO SAUDI ARABIA FOR ALL YOUR BULLSHIT DOOM AND GLOOM POSTS IN HERE LAST NIGHT

I have insider info. DUMP IT ALL IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE MORE

We are ALL retards on this blessed day

#TODAY IS THE DAY. OF ALL DAYS, THERE HAS BEEN NO BIGGER. ^^^^^^^iaintplayingyoucantmakeme

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS - I AM ALL IN

ALL IN GOLD

I FIND OUT IF MY ACCOUNT WILL BE RENEWING THEIR CONTRACT IN THE NEXT 48 hours. $100M+ ANNUALLY. ALL IN PUTS

I already said this but IM SO EXCITED SO I WANNA SCREAM IT TO THE WORLD (HUNTRIX GIRLS TO THE WOrld) MOREE: GWEEEN GWEEN GWEEEN ALL I SEE IS GWEEEN ✅✅✅✅✅

GWEEN GWEEN GWEEN ALL I SEE IS GWEEN ✅✅✅✅✅

OMG futures ALL GWEEN AND MOONING😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Had no idea Jane’s Addiction had a music video for Just Because. Stage was probably made of coke. *How many crotch shots can we fit into 4 minutes?* #ALL OF THEM.

IN WHAT ORDER DO I DO ALL THOSE THINGS

Oh he is ALL OVER those files

it's almost time, you heard it here first "CONGRATS TO ALL THE DIP BUYERS"

HAHAHAHAH 📈📈 BERS WILL LIKELY GET OBLITERATED BY A RANDOM TWEET AND JENSEN INTO ALL TIME HIGHS. SOMEONE BET ME

#ALL ABOARD THE HOOD TRAIN. 🚂

ITS TIMEEEEEE! THE MOMENT YOU ALL BEEN WAITING FORRRR. WSB’s HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, V TIMEEEE

SELL ALL OF YOUR STOCKS AND CATCH THIS PARABOLIC 🌽 PUMP OR REGERRRRT FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS

FUCK TARIFFS ALL MY HOMIES HATE TARIFFS ON GOD

THE DUMPING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL ALL DIP BUYERS ARE BANKRUPT

Buy stocks and calls. Which ones? ALL OF THEM.