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if the only parties buying BTC are El Salvador and Michael Saylor, and everyone else is selling... **WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS WHEN THEY BOTH RUN OUT OF CASH?????** THE BUBBLE WAS NEVER AI IT WAS CRYPTO ALL ALONG

Pumpvember? Santa rally? JUST BURN IT ALL DOWN I DONT EVEN WANT IT ANYMORE

THE MOST HILARIOUS PART OF THIS FORUM ARE THE 1% COMMENTERS. IT IS FUN TO COMMENT IN HERE AFTER RIPPING A FEW TEQUILAS WITH TIME TO KILL, BUT BEING IN THE TOP 1 PERCENTILE IN A REDDIT FORUM MAKES YOU OBJECTIVELY A LOSER. THAT IS ALL

LOOK AT THAT FAKE COWBOY ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL. DUDE PROBABLY GREW UP IN A MANSION IN THE BURBS AND DALLAS AND THINKS HE IS A STAR ON YELLOWSTONE. TEXAS IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE US. THEY ALL FLY TO WYOMING TOGETHER WITH FUNNY HATS ON WHILE THE LOCALS LAUGH AT THEM

HONESTLY ALL THE BULL/BEAR STUFF IS SO DUMB. 95% OF YOU WOULD BE BETTER OFF DCAING INTO ETFS AND BEING DAVE RAMSEY CUCKS. BUT HERE WE ARE

TEXAS MIGHT BE THE SHITTIEST STATE IN THE US. UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF FAKE COWBOYS, 200F WEATHER, AND THEY ALL LEAVE TO ESCAPE THEIR SHITHOLE STATE TO VACATION OTHER STATES BRINGING THEIR SHITTY VIBES WITH THEM. BILLS MONEYLINE!

#BEARISHHHHH YOU ALL ARE ## Buy calls at open

LMAO corn traders ONCE AGAIN INCREASING FUTURE OI LEVERAGE. THEY MAKE YOU ALL LOOK LIKE ABSOLUTE COWARDS. But I've seen the end of this movie before.

IT BETTER BE WITH THE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS THEY ARE SPENDING ON AI BUILD OUT. ITS ALL HYPE RATE NOW!

DAWG I LITERALLY HAVE ALL THE TIME THERES NONE LEFT IM RUINED

WENDY'S IS NOW HIRING FOR ALL POSITIONS.

#Reverend Bearhunter: “BROTHERS! SISTERS! PORTFOLIO-HOLDERS OF ALL WALKS OF LIFE! I come before you today not with comfort… but with WARNING! For I have gazed upon the charts… yes, the sacred charts… and I have beheld a VISION so terrifying it made my FitBit think I was sprinting!! For lo and behold — THE MARKET TREMBLETH! The indices wobble like a Jenga tower built by a sleep-deprived toddler! Cryptocurrencies wail like goats on a mountaintop! And MEME STOCKS… ohhhh the meme stocks… they teeter like sinners on the edge of temptation, for the sin of GREED has invited the wrath of the almighty TICKER! Amen LMAO🤌🏾🙏🏾🤲🏾

If MSTR hits $100 I will go ALL IN on calls

EVEN IF YOU ARE A GHEY BER YOU SHOULD STILL BE CONCERNED BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN TOGETHER

Bought calls this morning but had no day trades left so I can to sit on them ALL DAY LONG fml

Y'ALL DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS READY FOR A KEY CHANGE!?

THANK GOD I QUALIFY FOR CITIZENSHIP ABROAD IS ALL I CAN SAY, GOOD LUCK DYING IN GUNFIGHTS OVER AI DATA CENTER SCRAP METAL SUCKAS

There is a 25% chance we get a tweet that reads “ALL TARIFFS ARE BEING PAUSED FOR 45 DAYS SO ALL LOW INCOME PEOPLE CAN HAVE AN AFFORDABLE THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS! THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE AND MANY ARE SAYING MAYBE I AM THE ‘REAL’ SANTA! GOD BLESS!” bears beware

WTF JUST HAPPENED. I WAS IN MEETINGS ALL DAY? SERIOUS ONLY PLEASE.

# ALL THIS TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES

TODAY SHALL BE REMEMBERED AS THE GREATEST COCKBLOCK OF ALL TIME

SHAKE THE TREE HARDER, LET THEM ALL PANIC SELL PLEASE

#THIS IS ALL BECAUSE YOU DIDNT SAY THANK YOU JUST ONCE

ITS 9/11 ALL OVER AGAIN BUT THIS IS WORSE

🎵 AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL, MY EMPIRE OF DIRT 🎵

IT WAS ALL AN ELABORATE RUSE

# SELL IT ALL - LET THE BEAR MARKET BEGIN

BERS I JUST HIT MY FIRST BAN BET AFTER YOU DOUBTED ME. BEEN YELLING AT YOU IN ALL CAPS FOR CLOSE TO 3 DAYS TELLING YOU HOW MORONIC YOU ARE

How can they talk about an AI bubble when it's only just begun? And even if that were the case, ALL sectors can use AI, why? Because it simulates human thought!

THE V TODAY WILL NOT BE A DAILY V, OR A GARY VEE, BUT A GENERATIONAL V TO WIPE ALL BEARS OFF THE PLANET

MASTURBATED TO ALL THE PUTS

#SELL IT ALL

BOYS SKIMMED MILK POWDER FUTURES ARE RIPPINGGGGG!!! I HOPE YOU ALL LISTENED 🚀 🚀 🚀 

#SANTA CLAUS IS CUMMING ALL OVER THE BERS

IM ABOUT TO BUST, YOU'RE ABOUT TO BUST, WE'RE ALL ABOUT TO BUUUUUUSSTTTTT (not you bers lol)

WHERE IS BEARHUNTER. I CALLED HIM A MORON FOR TALKING ABOUT SHORTING TODAY, THEN HE BLOCKED ME. DID HE LOSE IT ALL? LMFAOOOOOO 👌👌👌

TOLD MY WIFE TO ORDER 5K WORTH OF USELESS TRINKETS FROM CRATE AND BARREL USING AMD GAINS. ALL FROM BEAR DONATIONS

Dont trust this market At ALL tbh it will probably be green then have the fucking knarliest reversal either mid day or Friday and lose all the gains. You dont go from extreme fear to a strong run in one go, will be pure chop first then depends on Macro.

BERS WERE SELLING WHEN FEAR INDEX WAS REACHING ALL TIME

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL EXCEPT BERS

#SANTA CLAUS IS CUMMING ALL OVER THE BERS

IT'S OVER NOW CAN WE ALL GET BACK TO GOON'ING

NVDA prolly gonna drop by morning. But for now ALL YOU NON-BELIEVERS CAN EAT A NVDICK!!

Was this the easiest call buy of ALL time? Regarded bers disagree - but they are broke and fat so who cares

OH MY GOD IT’S ALL OVER

NVDA CEO JENSEN: ‘YES IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BEARHUNTER429. FOR ONE FINAL TIME BER R FUK. LMAO 🤌’

NVDA GOD OF ALL STOCKS???

"WHO?!?! WHO IS BUYING ALL OF THIS OVERVALUED BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW?!?!" Screamed the bear, as his paycheck auto-bought another share.

ALL THE HOMELESS CHEERING NVDA IN THE STREETS!

ALL OF THE BIG BRAIN BEARS WERE COMMENTING SNARKY RESPONSES ON THE THREADS SAYING WE WERE PUMPING. THEY THINK RETAIL KNOWS WHEN THE MARKET CRASHES LMFAOOOO