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pissla's earnings are expected to fall in next earnings release. Guess what: ALL TIME HIGHS

#WE ARE GAMBLING, ALL ROADS LEAD TO HOOD.

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL TESLA DIP BUYERS

# THE REINDEERS ARE ALL ROBOTS AND HIS SLEIGH IS ELECTRIC # $TSLA

#THIS WAS ALL BECAUSE OF ORCL LAST WEEK #FUCK YOU ORCL

DUMP IT ALL

CONGRATS TO ALL AMZN AVOIDERS

#DEAR GOD LOOK AT ALL THAT GREEN

# doesn't matter. at ALL. we will MOON

ALL THE FUCKERS THAT DOOM POSTED FRIDAY YOU GET YOUR SHIT FRIED TODAY

ITS ALL OVER FUTES COLLAPSED 400% IN 1 MIN

***IF YOU HELD PUTS*** ***WE’RE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU***

i delete ALL comments for privacy reasons with a chrome add on once in a while. i dont change my opinions I trade for a living since 2017 :) so if you're suggesting that i delete comments when i'm wrong or something then fk off clown :D

#WHAT ARE ALL THE GIG WORKERS GOING TO DO WHEN ROBOTAXIS CAN PICK ME UP AND DROP MY FOOD AT HOME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#IMAGINE ALL THE MONEY YOU COULD BE SAVING FOR STOCKS IF YOU DIDN'T BUY CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR ANYBODY LMAO 🤣🤌🧸🪆🎮🛍🎁

📣 LAST CHANCE TO BUY 🌽 UNDER $90k! ALL PREVIOUS LAST CHANCES WERE A HOAX.

If silly valley bank was brought to its knees by a few venture capatilists fudding a bank run than anything is possible. And that shit actually required people to straight up move ALL their money out, and they did like good little sheepy. Rip to the last "for the community" bank

The fact that ALL of those bullish catalysts were not enough to push the market up consistently means there is something inherently wrong in this market

OF ALL TIME?

OOPS ALL PUTS ¯\(ツ)/¯

FUCK YOU ALL AND SEE YOU MONDAY

if you sold today you are actually doing the exact opposite of what u r supposed to be doing. GO ALL IN (I mean for those who have money left).

I LOVE LOSING ALL THE MONEY I MADE IN TWO DAYS! MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A REAL INVESTOR! #dies

FUD YOU ALL!! $ORCL says there have been no delays across any sites tied to contractual commitments and that all milestones remain on track

ORACLE: THERE HAVE BEEN NO DELAYS TO ANY SITES REQUIRED TO MEET OUR CONTRACTUAL COMMITMENTS, ALL MILESTONES REMAIN ON TRACK

$ORCL - ORACLE: THERE HAVE BEEN NO DELAYS TO ANY SITES REQUIRED TO MEET OUR CONTRACTUAL COMMITMENTS, ALL MILESTONES REMAIN ON TRACK HOW IS THIS LEGAL LMAO

ALL THE SHIT I WANT TO BUY IS GREEN NOW LMAO

And nothing could go wrong….OH NOOO IT ALL WENT WROOONG

# AND THERE IT IS BOTTOM IS IN # COKED UP FUND MANAGERS ALL SLAMMING 0DTE SPXW CALLS ON A LOW VOLUME DECEMBER FRIDAY # BUY CALLS WITH CONFIDENCE HERE

# HERE COMES THE ROTATION BACK INTO TECH # SLAM QQQ CALLS FOR A RUN TO NEW ALL TIME HIGHS INTO YEARS END

I asked perplexity a simple look up question and it's taken 6 minutes already with no response. SELL IT ALL. TODAY.

Get more bullish people! We need more clowns in here yelling \~ATH ATH ATH for no fucking reason so the LLMs tracking sentiment on wsb go positive and institutions FOMO slam buy Buy BUUY! !ATH \~ATH | ALL TIME HIIIIGGGGHHHH!

#why would Antifa pump this market to ALL TIME HIGHS

Seriously though, hypothetically, if you happened to be a retard invested heavily in Ai and meme stocks with ALL of your money that you need by next spring and are still currently +9% as of today, what would you do? Asking for a friend

pretty simple. you don't put ALL your load in it. I'll never understand why you young fucking morons don't get that. it's like you wake up, jerk off into 1 hand, with no sock available. wipe some of it on your bed, then waddle to the bathroom if you even have one near you. then clean up.

BYND ALL IN

10 mil into bonds dividends and growth and you’ll have like 500k to 1 mil a year… that’s like way more than enough, as a matter of fact 100k in dividends a year is more than plenty to even live in LA( I live in LA and everyone greatly exaggerates how much it actually costs, for reference all my bills and I mean ALL my bills come out to like 2.5-3k a month, the hell am I gonna spend ok rest of it?)

SPY NEW ALL TIME HIGH, THANK YOU AVGO

ALL TIME HIGHS MOTHERFUCKERS

# now AVGO will do the funniest thing and not move AT ALL thetafucking everyone and their mom

ALL TIME HIGHHHHHH (closing)

ALL HAIL SHREK AND HIS EVER GROWING DICK

JUST IN: President Trump is reportedly considering making ALL gambling winnings completely tax-free in the United States. If this becomes law, every jackpot, poker pot, sports bet payout, and lottery prize—no matter how big—would go straight into winners’ pockets with zero federal tax withheld How about no tax on stock market

# LARGE ALL CAPS BOLD TEXT 🤌

I like GOOGL at $325, I like it more at $310. CALLS ALL DAY LONG

The stock market is doing numbers never seen before in the history of our country ALL BECAUSE OF ME!!!! 🥭 🥭 🥭

#GOOD BEAR TRAP MMs HAHAHAHA THEY’RE ALL MISERABLE

IWM WITH REGARD STRENGTH ALL DIPS V'ING

Alright folks, I don’t mean to cause a panic, but SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IT’S ALL OVER. PREPARE FOR A MAD MAX SCENARIO