ALL

NOT WORRIED WHATSOEVER BECAUSE THE MOST OBVIOUS GREEN SHREK WEEK IS UPON US. HARD TO SAY SAME FOR BER JUDGING BY ALL OF THEIR DOOMSDAY NARRATIVES IN HERE

BER THOUGHT MOST OBVIOUS GREEN DAY OF ALL TIME WOUKD BE RED

# AFTER ONE FULL WEEK OF BEGGING FOR A FLAIR I HAVE GIVEN UP. I WIL NO LONGER BEG FOR ONE. MODS CAN HOARD ALL THE FLAIRS THEY WANT I KNOW NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME

Just sell everything! The sticks, the house, the kid, sell it ALL 👹

fed cut? priced in Venezuela? priced in NVDA the new enron? priced in GOOGL being 5t ($415) by end of year? NOT PRICED IN ALL IN GOOGL (this is a joke and I bought NVDA march calls this friday, pls go back up ty)

#EVACAUATE ALL THE BIG BOOTY LATINAS FROM VENEZUELA NOW #IT'S A HUMANITARIAN MISSION. I GOT ENOUGH SPACE TO SAVE 5 LADIES. WHO'S HERE WITH ME TO HELP? #NO BOOTY LEFT BEHIND, YOU GOT THIS CHICO

Meta 2020: "I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO SPEND 100 TRILLION DOLLARS AND HIRE THE MILITARY TO PHYSICALLY COERCE YOU INTO THE DEVICES, ALL OF YOU WILL BE PERSONALLY FORCED TO LIVE IN OUR METAVERSE MATRIX-WORLD AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!! NOW OBEY!" Meta as of 15 seconds ago, for some unknown reason : "Whats wrong with everyone? Let's just all get in a big circle and hug!"

CIVIL WAR LETS END ALL CRYPTO AND STOCK BEARS

YES I FORGOT YOU HELD THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM AND HAVE ALL THE INSIDER KNOWLEDGE, BIG BRAIN CRYSTAL BALL FROM REDDIT GAMBLING FORUM. I APOLOGIZE.

YES, LIMITED SUPPLY RARE EARTH METAL BREAKS ALL TIME HIGHS WITH VIRTUALLY NO SELLERS EXCEPT REDDITORS AND ITS PRIMED FOR A SHORT

You have ALL of December dude.

SPY QQQ ALL UP NVDA WIll V to FOllow

#Today is THE most CONSEQUENTIAL day for markets of ALL TIME

HOLY SHITE imagine is a immegrant attacked the CME data center cooling LMAOOOOOO BRO WOULD BE ALL OVER IT NOW WITH A SWAT TEAM

No fucking way my mom gave away ALL of the leftover baked mac and cheese to the neighbors. Goddamnit mom. I was looking forward to that

PUTS ON REDDIT IS ALL I AM GOING TO SAY PUTS ON EVERYTHING

#BLACK FRIDAY SALE ON ALL MY BOOTYHOLE PICS HIT ME UP ON OF DONT MISS OUT!!!

USING THE ZOHRAN MADMANI MODEL WE SHOULD DOWNVOTE ALL THE 1% COMMENTORS AND ALL BE GIVEN 99% TOP COMMENTOR BADGES. THANK YOU

THATS WHAT ALL THE FUNNY LIBS IN HERE SAY! SUCH A CUTE JOKE. THANK YOU.

SILVER ALL TIME HIGH

ATTENTION ALL POOR REGARDS WHO WANT TO GET RICH: Crypto is up, AI bubble is dead, CIFR. BTDR. APLD. NBIS. IREN. Thank me later. Bye

HAPPY THANKSGIVING I HOPE YOU ALL GET >!**RICH**, you thought it was gey or fuk huh. NGL that’s pretty 🌈!<

EVERYTHING ON TV SEEMINGLY SUCKS OR I HAVE WATCHED ALL OF IT, WHAT SHOULD I WATCH NOW?

I can’t believe ALL of us make no money man

# CONGRATULATIONS ALL IWM BULLS # ANOTHER 10% PUMP NEXT WEEK

DOOMTARDS WILL DOUBLE DOWN NEXT WEEK AS WE BREAK ALL TIME HIGHS

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO WANT TO TRADE TOMORROW, PRETTY SURE THE CANADIAN MARKETS ARE OPEN

THE AMOUNT OF BEAR COPIUM IN HERE IS HARD TO BE AROUND. I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A BEAR DEPORTATION EVENT. ALL BEARS WILL BE SENT TO A SAUDI ARABIAN MCDONALDS ATTACHED TO ONE OF SAM ALTMANS DATA CENTERS. SORT OF LIKE ONE OF THOSE WENDYS/PILOT COMBOS FILLED WITH SAD BERS COMPLAINING TO EACHOTHER.

Everyone downvoted me for saying corn would moon 3 days ago and I SOLD!!!! ALL OF YOU WERE WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL BERS ON SIGHT

BER, GENERALLY SPEAKING, WHEN ALL OF RETAIL IS TALKING ABOUT A CRASH IT HAS OVER A 95% CHANCE OF NOT HAPPENING.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL (EXCEPT CUTE LITTLE DOOMER BURRY BEARS)

SPY 680 WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF A VERY PROLONGED BULL CYCLE. A PROVERBIAL “QUIET PIGGY” TO ALL THE DOOMSDAY BERS

WHERE ARE ALL THE NVIDIA DOOMERS AND GLOOMERS? SHOW YOURSELVES!

FR! I was on one of those posts and they were just categorically calling ALL margin trading stupid and I'm like dude do you guys have 0 trust in your cash flow. Some people just can't comprehend risk at all!

##I ONCE HAD A DREAM 👴🏿👴🏿👴🏿 WHERE ALL THE LITTLE WHITE BOYS AND BLACK BOYS WERE UNITED BECAUSE CORN WAS DYING AND INDICES WERE RISING TO ALL TIME HIGHS

##I ONCE HAD A DREAM WHERE ALL THE LITTLE WHITE BOYS AND BLACK BOYS WERE UNITED BECAUSE CORN WAS DYING AND INDICES WERE RISING TO ALL TIME HIGHS

# I just wanted to take a minute and apologize to # #ABSOLUTELY NO ONE. THE GREATEST WSB SHITPOSTER OF ALL TIME DOESNT APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE

NVDA and GOOG sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S…OHMYGOD ALL MY MONEY’S GONE!

wsb gone full gamblers anonymous with insomnia, a week or two ago everybody's "CRASHING, AHHHHHHHHHHH IT's ALL COMING DOWN!" to like AI will send markets to the moon, TO THE MOON! And there is, apparently, no collective memory of what was the emotional state here like a few freakin days ago, lol

ALL IN call options on PLTR. no way we can lose this.

I am taking one of the biggest gambles I've taken in more than a year. If it pays off, tomorrow I'll be a very very happy man. If it doesn't pay off..I would have erased ALL of my gains from this year (which were huge). I guess I can't keep my gambling addiction in my pants can I?

BEARS FINAL STAND WILL BE TOMORROW AS THEY ALL LOOK TO BUY THE MOST PREDICTABLE PUTS OF ALL TIME. MEANWHILE 75 YEAR OLDS WILL PUMP THE MARKETS LOOKING FOR AN ENTRY POINT BEFORE WE REACH ATH. GOOD DAY

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL EXCEPT THE “WORLD IS ENDING, SOMETHING SOMETHING LOW VOLUME, I SUBSCRIBE TO A MICHAEL BURRY PATREON” TYPES.

MY NAME IS DANIEL LANDERS FROM ALBION, OHIO. MY 78TH BIRTHDAY WAS TODAY, NOVEMBER 21ST, 2025 AND MY 401K JUST CRACKED ANOTHER ALL TIME HIGH. I VOTED FOR DONALD TRUNK. WHAT HE SAID ABOUT PIGGIES REALLY STUCK WITH ME. I WOULD LIKE TO USE IT AGAIN NOW. CONGRATS BULLS, AND QUIET PIGGIES.

SAY IT WITH ME BEARS ALL TIME HIGHS

GIANT BEAR TRAP FORMING. ALL THE BEAR PANICANS IN SHAMBLES

ALL OF THE FINANCE BROS AND THEIR ROBOTS ARE ON VACATION AND YOURE BEARISH

THE NEXT 3 FLOORS ARE ALL OCCUPIED WHAT THE FUCK

It’s ALL a trap, but bought in just to feel something.