AD

Just saw a google cloud ad on here. Calls on Reddit all the big boys are advertising here now.

So, LSU AD, what is it you do around here?

Goon content doesn’t play well with the ad money printer

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Lets hope china also has an ad against tarrifs including a former president, feady to play it in 2h 

Holy shit, youtube ad where the AI lady is talking about having sex with her stepson WE ARE SO FUCKING COOKED IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE

Meta has spent and spent money, nothing I ve seen paid off in a big way. Marketplace best thing FB got going for it. Constant ad and chat upgrades on FB and Insta. Oh and a pair of Raybans you can see the future with, future is probably around 500 in 26

Daily reminder that RDDT has the least valuable social media users from an ad perspective because us bozos are broke

so you think it needs a correction when they spend money on a new technology but stock buybacks ad nauseam are good?

META is getting cucked. NO ONE has spent more on AI than them. Only 10% rise in ad revenues, that’s dogshit when you’ve spent almost 200B on “ai”. The entire sector needs a reset, 20% correction incoming. Bolz about to be cucked as well. 

For me Meta is just a ad company. No one is going to use the glasses. They print money on ads on social media. Nothing else

Ad revenue is so strong.

ALPHABET 3Q REV. $102.35B, EST. $99.85B *ALPHABET 3Q GOOGLE AD REV. $74.18B, EST. $72.46B *ALPHABET 3Q EPS $2.87, EST. $2.26 *ALPHABET 3Q GOOGLE CLOUD REV. $15.16B, EST. $14.75B *ALPHABET 3Q GOOGLE SEARCH & OTHER REV. $56.57B, EST. $54.99B *ALPHABET 3Q GOOGLE SERVICES REV. $87.05B, EST. $84.67B *GOOGLE CLOUD ENDING QUARTER WITH $155B IN BACKLOG *ALPHABET 3Q CAPEX $23.95B, EST. $22.38B *GOOGL SEES FY CAPEX $91B TO $93B, SAW ABOUT $85B, EST. $84.04B *martyparty on x*

Ok so ad beats everywhere. Meta fking the market with their $16 billion tax ffs. But they beat every single metric. So we good for tomorrow’s RDDT er.

ALPHABET 3Q REV. $102.35B, EST. $99.85B *ALPHABET 3Q GOOGLE AD REV. $74.18B, EST. $72.46B *ALPHABET 3Q EPS $2.87, EST. $2.26 *ALPHABET 3Q GOOGLE CLOUD REV. $15.16B, EST. $14.75B *ALPHABET 3Q GOOGLE SEARCH & OTHER REV. $56.57B, EST. $54.99B *ALPHABET 3Q GOOGLE SERVICES REV. $87.05B, EST. $84.67B *GOOGLE CLOUD ENDING QUARTER WITH $155B IN BACKLOG *ALPHABET 3Q CAPEX $23.95B, EST. $22.38B *GOOGL SEES FY CAPEX $91B TO $93B, SAW ABOUT $85B, EST. $84.04B *martyparty on x*

Beat damn near everything except ad revenue

Bloomberg: The Fed doen't know where we'll be in December without the job data and that's going to make it hard to provide guidance CNBC: HOLY SHIT THE MARKET IS BURNING POWELL DOESNT KNOW JACK SHIT HOLY FUCK SELL EVERYTHING HERES A BONER PILL AD HOLY FUCK WHAT IS HAPPENING

where is the GOOG and META ad revenue coming from aren't small businesses cooked

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There's this little dot that shows exactly when the ad ends

Next week: Illegal tariffs? Never heard of the word. Radical left fake news against the FREE TRADE party. My Reagan ad says it all

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They are going to go for the ad revenue model for free tier.

🥭 just announced trade talks with Wendy’s are being cancelled immediately. I guess that junior bacon cheeseburger ad just hit too hard.

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China could do the funniest thing right now and replay Canada's ad.

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Seems like Canada’s Reagan ad completely changed his negotiations He might not have been aware Reagan was free trade and been fed misinformation by people around him

House of Dynamite is basically a 2 hour ad for The Golden Dome

Jacking up tariffs because he didn’t like an ad…how did those no kings protests work out?

taco fucked up fucking with canada. the tariffs lawyers are gonna be all over it in oval arguments nothing that these tax increases are NOT national emergency (the lame basis for implementing tariffs) i mean increase 10% because of a fuken ad? weak motherfucker.

There’s no way CSIS doesn’t also have whatever kompromat is out there.  We need to make another ad lol

Man that ad was nice

Canada better stop using Reagan's literal own words. Granted, he did go on to say that tariffs were OK when used sparingly for specific, narrow purposes of national interest. I wonder if "playing my literal words in an ad" would have been considered by Reagan as reasonable. It's OK, bulls, I already know SPY +1.4% next week. Nothing matters any more.

Trump says he's punishing Canada with 10% extra tariffs for not pulling down anti-tariff ad sooner [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-says-hes-punishing-canada-204043633.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-says-hes-punishing-canada-204043633.html) [https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115436697060819133](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115436697060819133)

#New Increase in Canada Tariffs *"Canada was caught, red handed, putting up a fraudulent advertisement on Ronald Reagan’s Speech on Tariffs. The Reagan Foundation said that they, “created an ad campaign using selective audio and video of President Ronald Reagan. The ad misrepresents the Presidential Radio Address,” and “did not seek nor receive permission to use and edit the remarks. The Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation and Institute is reviewing its legal options in this matter.” The sole purpose of this FRAUD was Canada’s hope that the United States Supreme Court will come to their “rescue” on Tariffs that they have used for years to hurt the United States. Now the United States is able to defend itself against high and overbearing Canadian Tariffs (and those from the rest of the World as well!). Ronald Reagan LOVED Tariffs for purposes of National Security and the Economy, but Canada said he didn’t! Their Advertisement was to be taken down, IMMEDIATELY, but they let it run last night during the World Series, knowing that it was a FRAUD. Because of their serious misrepresentation of the facts, and hostile act, I am increasing the Tariff on Canada by 10% over and above what they are paying now. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"*

This reads like an ad for tuckwear.

That ad is very popular here lol

Canada set to execute via zamboni flattening the guy who made the ad next week before the Blue Jays game

Rolex is so fucking new money and going to the AD only to get rejected and asked to buy some fart looking watch isn't my cup of tea.

The pretzel cheddar club from chick fil a may actually be the greatest drunk food to exist. This isnt an ad but it can be in John Chickfila sends me a small donation of 1000000 shares of dvlt

Is AAPL non ironically running a pop up Siri ad after multiple ChatGPT & Copilot ads, and *literally* Google AI sponsored World Series 🤣

> Ontario to pause Reagan tariffs ad — but only after it’s shown during World Series this weekend I mean, I dont hate the push back, and it's properly canadian to 'back down', but it comes off as passive aggressive and playing his game. idk, Mango is really good at playing his game, and dialing it up to 11

You know the funny thing about Canada Reagan ad is, if 🥭 kept his mouth shut, we’d not even know about the ad. Streisand effect in full flow.

Canada with the Poutine trade "Ontario to pause Reagan tariffs ad after Trump terminated Canada trade talks"

An ad using ai for their vids. We are so cooked

How did fake canada ad go from $75,000 to $75,000,000 lol

Canada would never make fake ad! 😡