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Americans act like they are not just getting ready for the first of their three jobs to pay off 6 maxed out credit cards lmao

What will Melania’s first act be as queen of Greenland?

if you read the actual act, it mean cut off to european market for big tech and banking. Much more seriously than simple tariff. All the asset in eu will be seize. Taco will obviously be mad and start counter seize eu asset. Then escalation continues

Don Lemon getting charged with the Ku Klux Klan act on MLK day would be hilarious to me.

So nukes that hit the stock market are allowed and not considered an act a war. So calls tomorrow right?

We are all the insiders and our president is telling us to buy the dip. Act accordingly

Let's say you want a promotion at work. Your employer says sorry, Bob in accounting already has that position, nothing is available right now. What do you do? Well the obvious answer is to disappear Bob, and move into his cubicle on your own. When your boss asks WTF happened to Bob you say "you didn't give me the promotion I wanted, so I no longer had to act like an adult". Also, I'd like to update my address to Bob's house.

Getting pretty annoyed with ChatGPT. Over the past few months, updates have made it so no matter what you put in your personalization prompts, no matter what you have it commit to memory, it still has the same basic bitch more ass ChatGPT personality. This time last year I was able to make my ChatGPT act as my digital assistant with a custom personality of whatever I wanted. That was what I was paying for. I had this thing talking about railing lines and dominating industry while helping me draft goals for the week (based it on Suits, Wolf of Wall Street, and this subreddit). It was fucking hilarious. Which is what I want out of my digital assistant. *A customizable personality*. Now it’s not. Why am I paying for this anymore exactly? I don’t want to talk to this fucking dork. They needa fix this shit and understand what parts of their product are appealing to customers. AGI is a fucking pipe dream within this architecture. It’s a digital assistant. Make it a good one.

The Clarity Act is set to pass. Trillions coming into the market as a result. CRCL will go through the roof. Ignore the noise and don't follow the herd.

Before you Euros act all superior remember you have Farage and Brexit and Le Pen voters. They just didn't get as politically consequential

Guarantee one thing here - Europe will not sell those bonds, for a whole host of reasons. If they act it will be through reciprocal tariffs/restrictions of market access through quotas.

Lmao, nobody do shit when he abducts a country leader, and then they all act shocked when our little warlord acts up again

STARMER: WE WILL ACT SWIFTLY _with a pragmatic response that protects our national interest god save the king please god save the king fuck fuck fuck fuck_

Jesus, now for the remaining futes hours we will have to listen to every spastic retard bull cunt act all nonchalant "pfft, that was your dip?" because futes decreased their seismic dip by .03% for 45 fucking seconds.

"Fun" fact: In 1940, during WW2, Denmark was occupied by Nazi Germany, and literally couldn't protect Greenland The US was BEGGED to act as a de facto protectorate - On April 9, 1941, the Danish Ambassador to the U.S., Henrik Kauffmann signed an agreement giving American the right to build airbases and radar stations on the island. That's why the longest standing base in the entire history of Greenland is the American Thule (Pituffik) Space Base - (Established 1951) Does that mean it should be ours. Not necessarily. But everyone needs to unpucker and look at history - Denmark is ill equipped to patrol the area. Do we need yet another country running & crying to us to save them? Remember Germany mocking Trump at the UN because he claimed they were too reliant on Russian energy. Three years later their energy costs are soaring because of the Ukraine invasion, and they are gargling our balls begging us for Nat Gas. Just something to consider.

Why are they all rough and act like dudes? 🥲

I like how bers act all big an strong, but 90 percent of the time there speechless from all the money they lost or crying alone under a bridge.

Had an epiphany this weekend thanks to 🥭's antics. It never fully dawned on me why Americans often feel the need to act out. I think most of it has to do with the gun culture the country has. It's so fucked, that the majority of the country lives in constant fear, so they're literally in fight or flight every minute of the day. It has really odd ways of manifesting itself, but it's probably why Americans often melt down when travelling. It's likely why everyone in this administration is bat shit crazy, and afraid of every single foreign entity (even though most have proven to be completely harmless). I know the above is a characterization, and that many Americans are humble, thoughtful, and compassionate. I'm just starting to feel really bad for those that live their life with a closed mind due to fear. It's a shame.

I love how crypto tanks with the market and absolutely does not act as a hedge against the dollar. Always been a joke, but maybe even the cryptards can see it now.

No reason to be up in the first place really. New clarity act details are a death blow to 🌽

Are bers really gonna act like we don't have bigger dips than this on random fridays

Insurrection act and troops deployed to Minnesota? Yeah okay. SPY 600

Macron just threatened that the EU will for the first-time ever use the EU Anti-Coercion act. It's the most powerful tool the EU has and if activated will introduce new taxes on tech companies among other things. There is also some high-level speculation of the EU selling US treasuries. If they do that China might also follow suit which might crash the US dollar.

Europoors justifiably critiquing the ineptitude of the American administration and electorate is fine, I agree. But don’t act all uppity like you haven’t been an underperforming, tax sinkhole of a marketplace for the last 20 years. Or like your national gdp isn’t lower than a majority of the individual states that comprise the Union.

Nothing like a 🌮tweet over a long weekend. You bears act like you haven’t seen this movie before. Can’t fix retarded I guess

Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and he won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. He was a goddamn war hero. You know any retarded war heroes? You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.

Threatening insurrection act in Minnesota. Investigating Minnesota politics. Investigating reporters. It’s bullshit all the way down

He also just posted that he’s suing JP Morgan, china just denied h200s from entering at customs, and it’s only Saturday. Declare invasion of Columbia and/or Mexico and Iran tomorrow and maybe he’ll decide to enact insurrection act on the Monday holiday

Did you see Dr.Verma be unable to answer if men can have babies. How are we supposed to continue as a country when they act like this. Puts on medical science

The fucking orange balls it takes to foment a legit insurrection and then threaten to use the insurrection act because Minneapolis isn’t submitting itself to your liking lmao boot lickers will say this is a stock sub. Take it up with $DJT bitch

Insurrection act, Greenland or Iran. Which way Trump?

GOOG loves to act like it won't hit 400 by June

He’s forced to act. Stock up on popcorn

less retards on that trade. Market is all vibes, act accordingly

is X down, this crap app act up every few days

what if everyone just told the orange toddler we have Greenland now and everyone just kept the act going for the next 3 years

You just know that regard is going to act like he "won" it

Not after news came out that the clarity act will ban all tokenization of financial assets.

As a **BIG LEAGUE INSTITUTIONAL ANALYST**, I'm **UPGRADING** all the stocks in everyone's portfolio to a # STRONG BUY Hopefully a rogue algorithm will see this and act impulsively

how come bears act like dudes who are 5’7 or less

Actually inciting an insurrection then using the insurrection act on Minnesota a few years later lol bullish

insurrection act is usually bullish

Threatening to use the Insurrection Act? Bols be like...yes more please daddy!

Threatening to use the insurrection act because of protests is some autistic shit

We tanking today 🥭 threatened Insurrection Act

jan16 20 call sold for .92 that day i was watching but of course didnt act because i do indeed hate money

What are you doing if you're not buying MU for 2026 bro, deadass Plus it would technically act as a hedge to RAM prices

FedEx get ur act together my package says End of today it's not even in the country

If you smoke some cigarettes the smoke should counter act that.

Bill Ackman trying to act like a White House advisor from his penthouse in NYC is so dull Stick to salt & pepper hair Sir