ACT

How much validity do you give to something you saw in your dreams last night to then act on it in the stock market?

True 🥭 tryna act like him tho the way he love to make a truth social post and move the index 3% intraday

I sometimes think that I am smart and aware but then I wake up and start working for my corporate job and I realize that either these Mfs are way smarter or very good at pretending but then they would agree on something so stupid and basic that they shouldn’t be having a meeting about! I just don’t know if I should act smart or be good enough not to get fired and no clue on how to get along in the corporate world.

Nothingburger, just Bessent doing his tough guy act with some dumb soundbites

All ber and bol jokes aside this shit is wild isn’t it, tweet -trillions in one session, taco tweet “everything’s fine” +trillions overnight. If this guy just calls it an “official act” then he can buy all the calls and puts he wants. 69D taco chess.

My new fear is trying to act nonchalant in public and my car won’t start

Yeah he can act like he doesn’t want NVDA chips. Even ban them. But it’s all a facade. He needs our chips.

Man markets act be acting like an abused spouse. "his tone has improved!!" 😍 meanwhile on AF1 he said tariffs are still planned for Nov 1, and that "november is an eternity away", whatever that meant.

I thought no child left behind act prevented this

Futures up. Great, time to act like I deserve tomorrow’s coke binge.

I sometimes wonder why people here act like apocalypse has happened after SPY gets -2% up or down everytime. Then I remember 99% of you regards gambling x10 leveraged with your life savings and that -2% erases all of your portfolio.

well yeah the chinese didnt pick up the phone so he gotta act all tough

All this noise just for 🥭 and Winnie Pooh act like best friends in 2 weeks

If Bitcoin is reacting like this to tiniest tantrum between US and China, imagine what happens to BTC if China decides to invade Taiwan or US & China decides to ban crypto coins in future. For those who say Bitcoin is the "digital gold", it does not act like gold at all. Gold is up in either scenario while Bitcoin dips in every tantrum.

Is his voice really like that or is it a act

Starting November to give him time to taco and act like they had a good talk and understanding

When I wanna act cool in front of people I say days like today are “RSI cool off” lmao

I hope you all bought puts all day and if you'r going to buy any calls, that you buy at least 1 month out. give it time. I dont think markets are going to recover immediately by monday, people act like stocks go in a straight line.

Stonks go down for for one day and bers act like they weren't taking it from behind for the last six months.

People act so regarded over one social media post. This is an opportunity to buy the dip, that’s all.

Have a $30 call expiring today just thinking if I act at open or hope for an increase through the day

Tea is so gay. The act of tea-bagging is emasculating but I like chamomile before bedtime

Skip the juggling act.

I feel like a real fucking asshole getting PATH fomo at the top here. I wont act then I will feel like a bigger asshole when it goes higher tomorrow.

Act now and get your .43 cents from the at&t $177 million settlement

NVDA went up 3 bucks a share and you guys act like you hit the freakin powerball WTF?

Hoping wolf has a little pump. Today WOLF popped for 18% during hours and is up another 8-10% after hours. Rumors of government funding and possible CHIPS act…. I was in for a decent bit of my portfolio as of OCT 1 when the new stock was released. Excited to see where this one goes. (Hopefully not straight into the ground like most of my picks)

Don't act like you never accidentally mixed your Ambien and Adderall

Bers act so smart but never even learned their ABC’s. A lways B uy C alls

ETHZ is the move. After giving this company a colonoscopy (looking into it's sec fillings, backers of the reverse merger, and the pending senate review of the clarity act). I'm rolling my ankle, but feeling bullish af on ETHZ (ethzilla). Bitmine is trading x2 nav based on their eth holdings. ETHZilla is trading at a 41% discount based on their ETH holdings, and they have very successfully investors that backed the reverse merger (P Thiel, K Griffin, K Lomashuk, and the likes). March 2026 calls is the way. Like Charlie one said: **It doesn’t matter whether you win or lose, it’s whether you beat the spread.**

The day I buy spy calls is the day the market wants to act rational.

I hate it whet there's a sudden drop and the news channels are nonchalant or act as if they don't notice all to provide information 15-30 mins late

Lil jit act like he balling but lil jit dont have a big slong

If Kelce does not get his act together Taylor is going to leave him for Mahomes

The D’s gifted this means of saving the midterms for him. Hiked insurance rates were going to decimate their voters. 🥭 will act like he saved healthcare. D’s get played.

So, you think the market will even pretend dump this time when the government is still shut down after the vote? I'm guessing it doesn't even act like anything matters. Just rips green, no dip

Tesla needs to be investigated. This is so not normal and the fact like we act like it is shows that something is deeply wrong

nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of gibberish and mothafuckas act like they forgot about OPEN

Guy goes to a talent scout. He proceeds to show him his act. He humiliates a country. Shits on it. Fucks in in the ass and pisses on it. In the end the nation is a pathetic shit hole, ashamed and crying in the corner. The agent, amazed and disgusted says "wtf, that is quite an act, what do you call yourself?!" The guy stands up, does a half bow and with jazz hands shaking proudly exclaims "The Aristocrat!"

The Mann Act, enacted in 1910, was previously known as the ‘White-Slave Act’. It was recently used in Jizzlaine Maxwell's case.

You tell me. It goes up or down less than a percentage point and people here act like there is some insane movement.

Is msft going to stop goofing around and act like a 6t company?

Remember the MMs watch this thread so everyone act like bears

You guys act like you still have money to buy the dip 🤡

All I had to do was act like I was 3 and tell you stupid shit. And you told me why I was wrong. Learn the fucking game.

for more refernece / context. I've been shitposting for months because there is alpha here. You act like you're a dumb fuck and say stupid shit and hedgies tell you why you are wrong. Truth be told -- had no idea. But I do now, so thnx. We play poker, sir.

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