ACT

remember: the government is shutdown. although they dont get paid while shut down, The Government Employee Fair Treatment Act of 2019 ensures they get backpay. so basically they are reaching a month of vacation time.

It’s all depends on whether Barron wants one more dip, 🥭might act based on his position

bears be like: I have pinpoint the EXACT moment where the entire world will begin to act according to my own idea of how it should. Just buy calls bro

Some tax BS: “We expect a significant reduction in our U.S. federal cash tax payments for the remainder of 2025 and future years due to the implementation of the One Big Beautiful Bill Act. However, the implementation also led to the recognition of a valuation allowance against our U.S. federal deferred tax assets, reflecting the impact of the U.S. Corporate Alternative Minimum Tax. As a result, the third quarter 2025 provision for income taxes includes a one-time, non-cash income tax charge of $15.93 billion."

I had about a minute to act on my puts

The way people act here I be wondering if its their first FOMC. 🤔

Isn't it sad to see adults act like children all day long? It's also hilariously entertaining. 

Here's the paragraph: "The New Convertible Notes and New Shares offered in the Exchange Offer, and the shares of common stock issuable upon conversion of the New Convertible Notes have not been, and will not be, registered under the Securities Act of 1933, as amended, or any other securities laws. This press release shall not constitute an offer to sell, or the solicitation of an offer to buy, the New Convertible Notes and New Shares offered in the Exchange Offer, the shares of common stock issuable upon conversion of the New Convertible Notes, the Existing Convertible Notes or any other securities, nor will there be any sale of such securities or any other securities, in any state or other jurisdiction in which such offer, sale or solicitation would be unlawful."

$2k a sex act on Epstein Island. You could buy so many options contracts.

I really just want gambling tips, I just have to act like I am being sensible and know wtf I’m doing

People sure fucking act like it

u act as if i didn't use the $ go balls deep in other calls

It really bothers me when I post and I don’t get replies or fanfare I’m cashflow you bitches act accordingly

scam market will continue until it doesn’t, and every talking head on CNBC will act like they knew it was coming the whole time

Fellow Regards, can any of you point me to a consolidated list of all companies that have received loans/grants (uranium, nuclear and rare earths) under the Defense Production Act?

SOFI is honestly just an online bank. Only so much they can do. Idk why people hype them up so much. They are making bank but that's their job. Not talking shit but people act like they are selling technology or some shit. Another company can just come out next week and take their customers away. Just my 2 cents

#I love how youtuber gamers always overact when they are on camera. No matter what happens in the game they act super shocked LMAO🤌

#No one here talks about JPow anymore. People act as if he already retired. LMAO🤌

If uncircumcised men had sex, would they need condoms or would their foreskin act as one?

I’m going to need gold and silver to act like they cure cancer again

China deal will happen idk why permabear retail traders want to act like it won't

Drinking your corporate corn syrup is a rebellious act -Pepsi

"When long dated options get close to their expiration, they act like short dated Options" Holy shit you guys it's Jason Einstein 

Good morning my transatlantic WSB degen brothers, let’s make some money and act like fools

#Ber Deportation Act 2025 has been signed LMAO🤌

For this week’s act, I’m going to do the opposite of the opposite of what I was going to do, leading me back to my original decision.

THE AUTHORITIES HAVE INDICATED THAT THE MARKET WILL PUMP TOMORROW. PLEASE ALL ACT ACCORDINGLY.

The furry ber weener may be in trouble now but remember one single tweet can take our sweaty bull weener and shove it back up our own bruised anus. Remember what happened last week? In the famous words of the coach of the mighty ducks, “act like you’ve scored before you stupid JV fakks before I shove soap in your ass during the team shower”

dating apps suck I'm going to go act confused at home depot. hide your dads

The Statute of Westminster (1931) and Canada Act (1982) severed Canada’s legal dependency on the UK monarchy or parliament.

you just gotta keep the music pumping right man? act like its alllllll just so cool. well wake up buddy. the fries are at the door. those fries you got on margin. yeah man. get the fries

This fake meat bouta act like what amc been doing all this year

you retards act like the logical thing will happen..

Can we act logically on economic data FOR ONCE

Apes always trying to act like they are "OG's" of this sub. it's fucking sad and pathetic.

Mayngo hated CHIPS act until he figured out he could pump and dump INTC at will by cockteasing massive contracts

After weeks of losing on 40c, INTC finally with some act right

Quantum stocks pumped nonstop the last two weeks on possible insider leaks that they're lobbying for a piece of the CHIPS Act. They dumped the last few days when it was probably found out that they don't qualify of U.S. Commerce dept wasn't interested. WSJ publishes an article last night after the dump, either deliberately or just late, retail piles back in today. Commerce Dept says they're not talking to anyone, they dump again. You can't make this shit up, SEC shut down so no one is at the wheel, what a clusterfuck of epic proportions.

Seems like people still don't understand that when the gov takes stakes in unprofitable companies through CHIPS act, like whats allegedly happening with quantum now, it doesn't just make realistic revenue timelines and dilution risk go away and it also doesn't guarantee long term benefit to shareholders

Yeah do to excess gas in the intestines it’ll act as a air bag launching it after impact

You act like eating cows is a sustainable idea.

They act like we’re new to this lol

I want everything rugged so hard just to punish apes and regards that think that sort of price movement is ok. Thats why the market is trash these days, sure a little vol is good but these idiots constantly try to make every stock act like their shitty short squeeze bs and its affecting trading attitudes at large. Buttcorn and memes going to 10% of current value today would be so funny.

MMs, please stop the smaller cap corrections, I'm sorry for calling you cunts everyday. If you didn't act so cunty, it wouldn't be a problem. So, sorry. Fucking cunts.

Based as fuck, thank you. It's so fucking annoying to see a bunch of normies come out of the woodwork to act like they're in some class struggle against a fucking meme stock trying to YOLO their life savings and convince everyone else to join this pump and dump. That's what ruined the OG WSB and it's still happening 5 fucking years later. It's actually unreal

sadly if we try to remove ape-ness they gang up on us and act like assholes, we can only do so much

Get ready for Robinhood to act a FOOL today with the fake meat. Halts galore going to happen

For my final act of the evening, I shall self deport into a sock

How tf does an online bookstore cause my internet to act up all day?

Gold is gonna hit 5k this year. Act accordingly