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get your act together $BULL you absolute bum

If this is just another day where we sell off first part of they day and get bought back up rest of the day I’ll commit an act

Bers see a bit of red and don’t know how to act. Like a girl getting her period for the first time. Sad berz

Exactly. People act as if the world is falling because we aren’t up 5 percent on the NASDAQ

For the final act Jensen gives CoreWeave 3 trillion dollars to buy every stock Burry is shorting.

Fuck this shit, the market is dead Retarded FED should act instead of doing absolutely nothing.

Why do so many of you dudes in here freak out when the S&P is down a piddly .1%. You act like the Great Depression has started again.

people act like debt is bad lmao

LLY been doing bonkers numbers. Worst part is I saw all this coming with how crazy their clinical trial enrollment was in 2021-2022 and I didn’t act on jack shit I think weight loss drug bubble is right there with AI bubble. Gonna collapse at some point NVO should not have taken the beating it did with LLY going crazy

Are we just going to act like everything is okay when the CPI is so bad they’re lying instead of releasing any numbers???

Not sure why White House doesn’t want to release jobs data. If it’s that bad then they should release it so the Fed can act

NVDA trying to act like it’s not about to crash the entire market further. I see you boo.

Dude, no. Have you ever heard of IV CRUSH? Pre-earnings drives volatility through the roof, and conversely, the act of an earnings call happening completely collapses volatility. Remember, volatility is a huge factor of the extrinsic value of an option contract so if you hold it through the earnings, you’re almost guaranteed to lose money on that position unless it spikes like 6%. If it goes up less than like 3% or 4% or stays the same, then you’re going to lose like 70% of your premium.

Good lad. We're gonna make it. Hang in there. If money matters to you as much as it does to me you'll still do what you need to do to get it but if that means something else other than the stock market, then god bless. The name of the game is to SURVIVE until the opportunity presents itself, and then you act. It's a patience game and let me tell ya I am a VERY impatient man, even still, lol. But if I was even more impatient I'd of been wiped out years ago.

Burry you fucking moron. EPS fraud has been in the markets FOREVER. Don’t act like AI companies are doing something new. You really are King Retard.

Its ok spy, you can keep rolling over and shitting your pants then subsequently going back to test the daily high as much as you want. 3 Daily high rejections means nothing to a strong independent stock like yourself. Its your right to act like a penny stock, dont ever let the haters tell you different.

Watching AAPL users act smug after finally getting updates Android users have had for 5 years will never not be funny.

Bers pissy today, bulls pissy today You guys act like this is the first time you have ever lost money Victory has defeated you

Lmfao at the people who still try to act like that fraud Chinese stock BULL is going to do anything other than bleed

If they act fast, it will likely have things voted on weds to be open thursday. Could be slower if people want to grandstand prior to the votes in the senate.

we rose like 2.5% from open on the morning of the Russian invasion of Ukraine. It's the rumor period that is bearish, not the act of war.

If we all take our 2k and collectively buy 0dte we can act as one large shitty hedge fund for a day

No subsidies, or fewer probably, for the Affordable Care Act.  Lower revenue 

"The deal would not include an extension of the expiring enhanced Affordable Care Act subsidies" Whooooo VICTORY. /s

Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Sunday that a potential deal was “coming together” during a rare Sunday session. While Democratic leaders have been pushing for an extension of Affordable Care Act subsidies, Republicans have refused to budge, though there have been reports that a compromise would see Democrats agreeing to end the shutdown in exchange for a pledge for a later vote on the subsidies. Republicans have also floated the idea of direct payments to some households in lieu of the healthcare subsidies

Here’s how it really goes: -Dems cave and there is no deal, just same shit we already have -Everyone loses faith in our circus act -Circuit breaker

Senate is praying again. They should act instead. Nothing against prayer or religion, but it's a bit hypocritical.

pretend to be sleeping, when she crawls into bed, pretend to wake up and hold your back like you suddenly hurt it and act like you can't move, then moan and complain about it for the rest of the day.

Arguing with anyone on financial subs is hilarious because they will act like a genius then you check their post history and they have like $10,000 if that and 1400 shares of a stock like beyond meat lmao

Currently, age discrimination is illegal in mortgage lending, according to the Equal Credit Opportunity Act (ECOA) * Will they issue 50-year mortgages to 50 or 65-year old folks, or allow age discrimination? * Will 100-year and 150-year mortgages will be next where you can sign up your kids and grandkids for mortgages?

LMAO they turned down democrats offers to open the government for 1 year affordable act subsidy compromise. This govt is cooked. Expect riots by thanksgiving

If it was another president, OK, but Trump has not shown a basic care for people. And most of his plans are haphazard and not well thought out. How is he going to do this? What is his plan? Just yell at people? Why is he so against the Affordable Care Act then? Why not just use the preexisting infrastructure there? The man encourages anti-scientific thoughts and factions. He is just trying to get points because the Republicans lost this week and his polls are dropping.

the internet is a coward's paradise unfortunately. I don't know what's with these guys. People say it's because of poor economic conditions and bad politics but lots of people come from countries where those apply and they don't act like that

You guys realize in order for Elon to get his new pay package he'd have to grow Tesla into an 8 trillion dollar company and sell a metric fuck load of their cars and robots? People here act like he just got a guarunteed salary increase. If you think it is possible you should buy Tesla, if impossible short Tesla. I'm not defending the guy I'm just saying take this news as how you can play and make money for yourself

They act like TACO has never TACO'ed before. Like changing positions 180 and acting like that's a win is something brand new for him. He just miscalculated about what people wanted. People want economic populism so he'll go that way.

spain leading euro growth right now for that very reason lol. and yeah ice harrasses legal immigrants too sometimes, and pushes the definition of legality, so dont act like that is an important distinction

"guaranteeing" green monday is based on nothing but hopium. doing the same for a red monday is also based on hopium. Truth is none of you femboys can tell for sure, but once a direction at open is confirmed you're going to act like you knew all along no matter which.

sam altman wants a preemptive bailout. gets roasted and backs down. says we never wanted that. then today openAI requests chips act funds be expanded to data centers. does he think we won't notice the grift?

• Democrats’ offer: Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said Democrats would agree to end the shutdown in exchange for one more year of enhanced Affordable Care Act subsidies — but Majority Leader John Thune quickly dismissed the offer as a “nonstarter.”

Market goes up for months straight we get a small pullback everyone act like chicken little

OPENAI ASKS US TO EXPAND CHIPS ACT TAX CREDIT TO DATA CENTERS

🌽 finally going to act as a hedge against the economy

A Big Short sequel where just the act of taking the short position alone crashes the entire market

crazy how bullish you guys were for months then complete switch up…market been going up 20%+ for years & act like there shouldn’t be red day

Bears have one winning day and don’t know how to act

They’re doing it together, republicans are letting affordable care act insurance premiums spike to discredit the program. Dems are keeping it closed so People blame Trump for inconvenience of it. Narcissistic politicians for everyone 

Yes, but at some point, her card will stop working. She will commit the physical act of going to the store and swiping it, but it will go “ERR ERR!” I’m not even trying to be funny, that’s what will actually happen, it’s sad. Did the Wendy’s gambit for a hot minute this year. People have started to buy in frenzies. Whole days with no customers, then small flushes making you think you were just imagining things, then whole days again w/o. anyone…

Did you do the real ending or fake ending? Real ending puts you in to Act 3, fake ending ends at Act 2

Two red days in a row and you people act like it’s over. Flat tomorrow with an oversold bounce, and then back to regularly scheduled green next week

wishes he could act like a scientist