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“Girl, you’re over here moderating Reddit like it’s the Met Gala, serving bans and attitude… meanwhile MGC is out here making moves and you’re missing every bag. Close the subreddit, open the chart, and let’s act like we want money.”

If you can't make a woman happy, that's ok 🙂 That's why you need to buy my sex robot. You program her to act exactly like you want and she'll be looking up to you as her man, her savior, and your world In +10 years so be patient

Everyone on the NYSE is hyped up on meth and had to clean up their act for their families. Business as usual next week.

Acting like a drunk fool, looking for attention from me, crossed a few lines that make me feel like I can’t trust her to act appropriately in certain circumstances…. I own a retail business, tomorrow is a 20 hr one for me, she showed me she’s willing to put me thru shit when I have a lot on the line. Not cool.

Well, since Trump is Putin's bitch - I wouldn't put too much stock on US equipment. Europeans are not sleeping. They are aware and they act accordingly, that's why you see a serious decrease in military orders from Europe. You may think, they are dependent on US. Dude, their diplomacy is 4 thousand years. They fucked bloody just about everyone who tried to enter the continent. Always learning and assimilating new stuff. Today, it may seem the Europe is US ally... Tomorrow, it may be Chinese.

Seriously, I have a full port call expiring Friday (no idea what I’m doing) and I have to act normal in front of my family today

#They are about to pass Ber Deportation Act of 2025 LMAO🤌

I’m sure you don’t have soft hands and had it waaaay harder than anyone else. But to act like 100k goes as far as it did even 5 years ago is actually ignorant. If I could afford all my bills and take care of my family with a small roof over my head and still be forced to make significant financial concessions with an income of 100k that means you’re still broke. Ignoring the 200k statistic that that vast majority of earners don’t achieve, 6 figures is not even close to what it used to be. Personal responsibility be damned.

Yeah the cost of living has gone up but people still think they need a newish car with a 700 payment, doordash a few times a week, streaming apps, iphones, buy lotto tickets, buy cigarettes, buy puts, get takeout, blah blah blah, but you arent gonna listen. Broke people in 2025 dont know how to act broke, they know how to run up debt. Dude I grew up poor eating ramen or tuna but never went into debt cause i know how to save and how to spend. I'm in construction so right in the middle of earnings I imagine but I know where every dollar goes, and its rarely on wasted stuff.

🌽 really is starting to act like spy by not staying at it's lows for months on end it just insta bounces back from drops

> 1998 Higher Education Amendments: This critical amendment eliminated the seven-year waiting period entirely, making federal student loans non-dischargeable throughout the entire loan period unless undue hardship was proven. This was signed into law by President Bill Clinton. > 2005 Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act (BAPCPA): This act extended the "undue hardship" standard to include nearly all private student loans, making them just as difficult to discharge as federal loans. This was signed into law by President George W. Bush. Then-Senator Joe Biden was a prominent supporter of the 2005 bill, though the bill had broad, bipartisan support. Both parties created this problem.

Take an edible or shrooms. Say weird but funny shit and act silly. Bring some wine for them. Have some fun, loosen everyone up. 

> Here’s a strategy to get through stressful holiday gatherings. Act like a dull rock Even better than CNBC telling you to try to bore you friends and family with stock talk: Pretend youre dead like a possum

Funds just checking to see how algos would act with price action to cause a mini dump. Will the strategy be profitable and lead to a bigger dump?

Here is the trick to buying the dip, buy one position and act like ur poor. When ur option is down as much as 50%, then you full port. Tricks MMs everytime. Short ladder attack proof.

Do bears just think they are smarter than everyone or what? They always act like they know something you don’t lmfao

People gonna get rugged on nvda then act surprised

Don’t act like a fucking tourists and you’ll be fine. And don’t make eye contact with anybody.

Who is authorizing NVDA to act all scared like this, is this coming directly from Jensen? That defensive note to analysts about them not being ENRON this past weekend and then their media team putting out that tweet about GOOGL's success... Yeesh, this is not how you act if you're so supremely confident that you have the goods. You act like this when you're scared as hell that the bubble's been pricked.

I will need NVDA to get its act together

People will act all shocked when hood literally falls off a cliff, even though it's up like 200% YTD. I never buy puts, but if I did it would be on this trash lol

Sure doesn’t act like it

NVDA can pull a full on Kanye and y’all would call it a class act

NVDA is a class act and if you think that tweet was any types of submissive, you are very wrong.

For a time. It’s been a balancing act of squeezing the most heavily armed country on the planet without making them feel like they have nothing to lose.

For joy at your act of charity

Honestly thought it would happen yesterday. Not sure what the Regime is waiting for, they need to get their act together.

As a Data Architect it is so funny to see how people act like TPUs are some new invention

Ukraine agreed to a amended peace deal. Russia will undoubtedly reject since they don’t want peace, they want Ukraine… if the market reacts well to the news of Ukraine agreeing it should act the opposite when Russia rejects… right???

Never understood why people watch sports, just play them yourselves? Never understood why people watch movies, just act them out in real life instead?

“The White House has postponed its rollout of a new proposal to address health care costs aimed at averting a spike in premiums driven by the expiration of key Affordable Care Act subsidies, a White House official said. President Donald Trump was originally expected to unveil the plan on Monday, but now that is not happening. The official did not provide a reason for the delay.” Shocked

So if he confirms this genesis thing today how hard are we ripping especially if it’s another chips act situation but with looser restrictions

This market needs to act fucking normal for once or just die off already

Apple’s presumptive future CEO, John Ternus, has a tough act to follow [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/apples-presumptive-future-ceo-john-ternus-has-a-tough-act-to-follow-153029595.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/apples-presumptive-future-ceo-john-ternus-has-a-tough-act-to-follow-153029595.html)

Lol we literally need a crash and you bulls act like it's a bad thing

I think the problem in the modern world is that the powerful people don’t have to listen to the nerds, and all the people in the middle side with the powerful people because they don’t like the nerds, anyway, and they like McDonald’s and Goretex jackets more than they care about truth or anything that doesn’t directly affect them. 🤷‍♂️ Also, why do so many people insist that life is good when it’s, like, clearly not?? To the point that they will call you crazy or act like you’re being stupid? But it’s like bro, you have to be absolutely brain dead and completely limiting your view if you don’t look out into the world and just see endless bullshit spinning in a big circle that’s going nowhere. Like even if all you focus on is your wife and your fat kids and the house you own, I still don’t think that’s all that great. Like the gall of some people basically being like a fat fuck eating pie in front of starving people like, “*grunt*, *snort*, mm, life is good you’re just all pieces of shit! Mm, *grunt*.”  Like, just because *your* fat ass is eating pie doesn’t mean “life is good” you garbage monkey 

Just poppin in to say The air is thin and the fuel is low and it’s a loooong way down for the bols Act accordingly Smell ya later

"Performed a sex act" - is there more ambiguous a statement in the English language?

Yep, Lower than animals, sad to say it but its true. Animals know better than how alot of people act.

You morons act like Donna BJ has any control over this market at all. The TACO trade was all she had

# Zuck thot he'd be the first AGI bro and act all cool n shit. META taking monumental debt and nothing to show for it. METArds will have their ports destroyed soon LMAO 🤌

The casino should always be open, this is what my first act as president would be.

Watch Bill Mahers book report on dinner with Trump. It’s all an act. Dudes been in show business for 50 years.

Idc what your opinion of his politics are. He is the most face to face confrontational president in living memory. Dont act retarded

Googl has perfected the act of playing weak to fend off anti trust cases Both here and in the EU They are the possum of the corporate world Market has mistaken their strategic act for real weakness That chrome judgement opened everyone's eyes

My downtown city finished its years long renovations this year. Giant "smart city" touch screen terminals that act like Cyberpunk advertisors are now scattered about. Functionally as useful as google maps, except its stationary. Not actually useful for any possible scenario.  ITS 👏 OVER 👏 WE ALREADY PEAKED 👏

Yes its all an act! Nothing is wrong, everything is going right! 

sometimes i think about how most online trading communities are just saggy middle aged gamblers who stroke it and act like they're the messiah for being right once in a blue moon

chin up, learn, evolve; if ur thesis doesn't hold up anymore sell, else why act irrational?

SPY right now trying to act like nothing is happening 🙈