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VIX at 16 and people act like the world is ending. Hit me up when it's 30+.

Are bers gonna act shocked when it happens again? Imagine holding puts with long schlong Jerome Powell sitting in the Fed

I will act nonchalant and manifest a V 💅💅

Nahh man that shit is a cult but its important not to act like its ok cause its not, best way to play it is with puts so you know how much money you can lose.

I love how the market's 1% off ATH and people act like it's the great depression up in here.

you act like they won't just call 3% normal from now on

You guys act like the Fed has infinite room to maneuver when inflation is still at 3%.

rule 10,000 Join wsb and act like you actually know which direction the market will go when its stuck in a range and downvote everyone that disagrees with your guess

Raiders need to get their act together if they are gonna do anything in the playoffs, can't lose to the eagles who lost 3 straight .

My guns have never committed a single act of violence

We don't collect any PII, and even if we wanted to (we don't) Reddit won't allow us. This was actually really annoying because there's a ton of "very unlikely, but potentially" fields that could have been PII, so we have to clean up a bunch of stuff (though it would have been unused anyways) But we can both cut the act because we all know you spend 6 hours a day on r/boykisser

Lol nobody here buys index. Individual stocks have seen 30-60% draw downs in 1-2 months. Not saying CRWV or ORCL are good buys but don’t act like it’s 1% drop

# House passes INVEST Act to ease investment standards and boost capital in markets... Instead of only wealth or income determining who can be an accredited investor, investors could become accredited by taking an exam approved by the Securities and Exchange Commission. I can see someone say AI take my exam lmao

Oracle and avgo tag teamed Mrs. Clause and he caught them right in the act

Hold deez! Jk slv been treating me really well. Now im gonna sell it all and buy physical gold and silver so I can act like a budget Scrooge mcduck

Get your act together, Ameripoors!

Why does Netflix always pump into the market open and then crash as soon as it opens? Do people who don’t have access to the pre market just act up? I’m seriously asking

If you panic and act fast, you can beat the others panicking. 

Leaps are fine. I buy them for high IV er's as you can mostly ignore theta / decays. Since there is so much time left on them they effectively act like 3-4x leverage which is cool. I bought leaps 3hrs before close and they'll be up \~30% tomorrow which is cool

God i hate snow. The day before people just act like morons

Careful, Fed can distribute that $40B however they like. They can start to inject money tomorrow but they don't have to. May pick and choose their spots, even do nothing on any given day. They also tend to act on Tue-Thurs the most. Sometimes they make half their moves for the entire month in a span of a couple days.

>The Supreme Court could render a decision as early this week, possibly Thursday, on the legality of tariffs at the center of President Donald Trump’s economic agenda, potentially opening a new can of worms about trade policy, refunds, and the fiscal deficit. >The timing of a decision on whether Trump has the unilateral power to issue tariffs under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act is unknown. **But U.S. Trade Representative Jamieson Greer has said he expects a decision by year-end, and the court typically issues decisions on Mondays or Thursdays**. [https://www.barrons.com/articles/supreme-court-tariffs-ruling-ieepa-ea47cf3a](https://www.barrons.com/articles/supreme-court-tariffs-ruling-ieepa-ea47cf3a) I assume this would have to happen before Christmas, so most likely next week.

Told my boss, “Imagine if the thoughts and ideas in your own mind could somehow be translated into something external, impossibly travel through space and time, and reach my senses in a way I could process, understand, and act on those thoughts and ideas in my own mind? What an amazing world that would be!” He said, “You’re telling me I should have communicated that to you, huh?” “Yep.”

Some of y’all act like you haven’t seen this premarket movement before relax it happens literally everyday go look at the one minute charts for like the last six days

AVGO could beat but will not impress - hard act to follow after last quarter. Good news already baked in!

Yes lets all pile in on gld and silver ath and act surprised when it dumps

Guys, why did the market act like something unexpected happened this afternoon?

Why don't they just do what they actually want to do and just drop rates back to 0 and leave it there? Inflation only negatively affects poor people anyway and we all know they don't care about poor people. Stocks and home prices will sky rocket again, making the rich richer. They act like this isn't the end result that they want. Calls as always.

Nvidia needs to get its act together and pump 2%.

Orcl gonna be 300 AH if Jpow doesn't act smart.

Real talk the only way this economy could be fixed long term is if they revise the Federal Reserve Act to give a single mandate of price stability and define it as 0%. Congress could respond to any employment crisis with deficit spending, bailouts, and stimmy checks and they would be 10x more popular for it

tax payer funded chips act . Chip companies reward tax payer by making them pay 3x the price for chips . God bless America

Ok added BMNU calls that should act like lampreys and snatch onto the tip of the incoming jpow green dildo

The suits in NY wants $35T in debt and for the President to act "normal"

I’m gonna need JPow to pop off later and then drop the mic. One final merciful act before riding off into the sunset.

Should the fed be cutting with no Oct/Nov CPI/ppi or whatever data was supposed to come out in the last 2 months, how they gonna cut with no data available. They should be delaying these fomc meeting till the data can be seen so they can act upon it

Or maybe HOOD could get its dang act together

Don't act surprised when JPOW don't cut tomorrow, the mf literally told you retards it was *far from a foregone conclusion*

I am going to need NFLX to clean up its act

Ok bro, tell me. When does BTC act as a risk on trade and when does it act as an inflation hedge? Because you can’t have it both ways. Stop being dumb, the only reason your shit coin is pumping is because dear leaders sons do their dirty business on shitcoins. In 3 yrs when the new admin takes over, I can guarantee your shitcoin will be back down to 30k

Where’s all the NVDA idiots from last night? Or after they gonna hide today and act like they aren’t retards

AMD and NVDA act the same these days. Time for a collab

So their country's main stock market index is up over 90% since he became president. Otherwise this market increase equates to about 1.5% of the S&P if he decided to act to the benefit of America. So the cost of the 1.5% in the S&P lower could be argued is not much for him having his dream come true for earning the title of being their holy king.

So cuts priced in again, how many people gonna full port calls for fomc just for Powell to come in with the steel chair yet again and then act surprised?

Canadians (whites) are super racists. They act all nice and only “befriend” immigrants with broken English. But if you are a fluent non-white and educated , they despise you.

They don't know what they want. When you act mean and like you don't care then they like you, but don't know why. 

Give me random chaotic scenarios involving a wife/girlfriend so I can tell Sora to act it out with me being the main actor I already got a lady who lied being on the birth pill, bitches I spend my money on stocks instead of her, and threatened my saltwater aquarium What else?

I like how yall try to act cool when u/31andnotdone is active in chat