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SPY bears were provided multiple, very, very, very generous offers and chose instead to act like wild men, chose instead to play around.

# Booty coin goes up 500 dollars and people here act like that’s the moon LMAO

Mango fans act really tough with their pickup trucks, mean looking sunglasses, gun bumpstickers and trump merchandise, but when its time for the holidays they look around and wonder why they are alone. Then they break down at their empty dinner table and blame the liberals.

What's crazy is that they are charging him with a national firearms act violation. IE for breaking US gun law.

"President Trump said on Saturday that Delcy Rodríguez was sworn in as Venezuela’s interim president and would act as a partner in letting the U.S. run the country. Less than two hours later, Rodríguez — who was Nicolás Maduro’s vice president — delivered a televised address to Venezuela that made clear she viewed the U.S. as an illegal invader that must be rejected." Our Team Tiny Dick is fucking clueless, which should make everyone nervous.

did you know? universal healthcare would be cheaper (LESS TAXES) than private but usa has to act anti communist Lmao lmao

A play in one act BUNCH OF MATRICES:  I’m not sure about this rocket guy’s credibility. TRAINERS:  Hey, we don’t talk like that.  Here, let me treat you to a few exabytes of Facts Social. MATRICES:  Call me Adolf.  Boy howdy, are kids ever hot. Exeunt

It could've been fucking Pol Pot. The President can't just decide to commit an act of war without Congress, even worse if it's for oil. If your taking some moral high ground stance as if this were for the sake of the venezuelan people, you can suck my dick.

Jesus Christ, I go to a rave and the fucking president of Venezuela gets captured by the US? Like, what the fuck? Am I supposed to act like this is normal shit? Did we just make another Banana Republic? I'm gonna get even higher and revisit this tomorrow.

But that’s the thing 🥭 can act unilaterally and let them know after the fact and they have no recourse 😂

Act fast. They were 48 cents when i posted that. 59 cents now

>Man behind $4.5bn Bitfinex Bitcoin heist thanks Trump law for early release >“Thanks to President Trump’s First Step Act, I have been released from prison early,” Lichtenstein said in a Friday X post. >On November 14 last year, Lichtenstein was sentenced to five years in prison after pleading guilty to his involvement in the Bitfinex heist. Out in one year after stealing $4.5B. Truly we live in an age of fraud, crime and corruption. Being honest is for suckers.

I have to act like I’m gonna pick mine up and she runs around and then pees. She’ll just lay down it feels so good to her

This was not the normal trading day I was hoping for. January needs to get its act together.

SPY drops like a fraction of a percent and y'all act like the world is ending

Wtf? Reminds me of these literal slackjawed retards I see in my reels who inject shitloads of synthol and play act being bodybuilders.

Like people from those countries act the worst? I feel like India should be up there

Texas, USA (June 2023): Ground crew worker David Renner died in what authorities determined was an intentional act involving a Delta Air Lines jet engine. Alabama, USA (Dec 2022): Courtney Edwards, a ground handling agent, was killed in an accidental ingestion incident.

Good thing is, now that stranger things is over, none of these people will ever act again

It started w/ the Patriot Act + OpenAI + Palantir = fuk

Always grateful for another year on this wonderful community that allows me to act like a regard so I don't actually have to be a regard with my account. Happy new year everyone. Even if this was a tax loss harvest year for you, please enjoy.

Will it matter? They’ll say the act they used wasn’t legal and then 🥭 will use a different act to keep them in place and thus reset the process On the day it probably looks like - SPY up on rumors, scotus shoots down tariffs in after hours, market moons, and by morning the entire pump fades as 🥭 goes on a tirade and finds a way to keep them in place

Only recently caught the documentary on the 2019 eBay scandal - like WTAF?! How do people act like that?!

You know what? I’m gonna restart with $500 even though it’s literally everything I have left and see if I can run it up again (see loss porn post). Why? Because life is too damn short not to act on your convictions.

Don’t act gay now

I fuck with 1% of my portfolio, but try to act hard like I am full porting.

Elon needs to stay a tech CEO and stop trying to act like he is one of us. Cock sucker is out there tweeting about how the somalis should be tried for fraud. TSLA is the largest fraudster out of MAG7. If the democrats do eventually win office, i am almost certain Elon will start pandering to them

Why does spy have to act this fucking dead??????

Act like I'm about to buy puts in my app and then quickly switch to buying calls at the last second before the market realizes I faked them out

Not new. It's in the BBB act

Quit trying to act like my 685 p's aren't going to print MMs. I'm not selling them until they do

Women are constantly convincing themselves they have to do all this extra shit, then turn around and act like it’s being forced on them, *then* get mad at dudes for not living up to that same standard. It’s wild. They’ll say, makeup is for me it’s not for men, but then oh if I don’t wear makeup then I won’t be treated like a person, and oh also if men don’t put the same amount of effort into their appearance that’s unfair. Like god damnit, y’all are trying to have like 3 cakes and eat them shits too. Just smoke a joint and shut the fuck up or something I don’t know 

Just watched the reel where the dad tries to act all tough teaching his son how to do a pull up. He could barely manage four sloppy ones, yet he’s giving lessons like a pro. Then the kid hops up and cranks out like 20 perfect pull ups, completely obliterating his dad’s ego. I thought that was pretty funny.

INTC finna act up!

Why do people at Costco act like they’ve never pushed a fuckin shopping cart before

Why would silver and gold act like memes? Seems concerning

WTF GLD, you aren’t supposed to act like a meme coin

I am signing an executive order called the Trump golden dildo act which will make all markets permanently green again. #Thank you for your attention to this matter.

if i buy, all the bots will cross-coordinate with one another to recalculate their positions to trap me in a loss. if i don't buy, it will keep pumping. if i think about buying, the bots can read my thoughts by tri-angulating my network activity and will pump higher. if i think about profits, it will dump low. and if i act at all, it will do the opposite. is there anyway to win anymore??

Convictions will be the thing of the past now that they have bots to do that for them. To convict anyone the gov will need to prove beyond reasonable doubt there was "intent" in doing the wrongful act. And now they can just say, geez, I have no Idea, the *generative* ai bots just came up with this massive profitable trade on their own. Posted about this in the sub a while back with the paper researcher published some time back.

Don't worry, it's going to eat you up inside until you do something to equalize it, either an act of self sabotage or an act of self sacrifice

Sex robots that look, act, and talk like a Russian supermodel will be in high demand However, the country of Russia doesn't actually profit or benefit from this That's the root cause of Vladmir Putin's frustration with the struggle between the West vs. the East

My family wants to act like I ignore them Bro yall send me 500 IG reels per day.. I don’t even look at the messages from my homies I go to work idk what everyone else doing smh

Oh shut up dont act smart, no one expected 🥭 to have literally a childs understanding of trade deficits.

LMFAO AT THIS POINT 690 PUTS MIGHT AS WELL BE WORTHLESS MIGHT AS WELL BE 670 AT THIS POINT IT WOULD TAKE AN ACT OF GOD FOR 690 TO HAPPEN AGAIN TODAY

Then they all try to act superior about it, but can’t explain why physical is important.

Bers are truly a bunch of pussies. They act like the stock market is going to crash every week from absolutely no news it’s actually hilarious at this point, and what’s even better is they always turn it around and act like they are winning 😅

DCEU wants to hire you to act for Swamp Thing

I act on instinct.

I am a man. I don't need to act it I just want flair please