AAPL

That’s the AAPL I know 😝

AAPL : Smashes earnings, record revenues = red TSLA : Trash earnings, handjob robots coming in 2033 = +16.3%

Aapl will be fine and open green !remindme 15 hours

It's cool AAPL, just please don't do what MSFT did

AAPL, dawg what the fuck are you doing

#AAPL faded just as I predicted LMAO🤌

Wow AAPL... Thought you'd at least try and make it to pre market or something before giving it all back..

aapl is losing it

Wtf, the algos saw me buy the AAPL pump after hours, so they dumped the stock

Lol, after he speaks, aapl going to be -5%

Alright guys I’m going to listen in on the AAPL call so I can know what will happen with my 3 shares

Awesome dude, AAPL finna go red sooner than I expected

As AAPL bagholder, I'm hoping for larger upside by WWDC 2026 this June!

AAPL tf u doin

AAPL not going up from that lmao

Ok you got me AAPL, where’s the camera? This isn’t funny anymore

AAPL with a massive beat and massively giving it all back 😂

LMAO that’s it? What are AAPL call holders celebrating for? Ig enjoy buying an extra large drink from Micky D’s with the profits

AAPL low reward high risk never gonna touch this shit again. They had an amazing quarter and this is it? 2 percent up that will probably fade at open?

Is aapl going red? Lmao

AAPL bitchslapped happiness out of the souls

How's Apple doing? Am i rich? (I have no position on AAPL I just wanna be rich)

AAPL fading, earnings wasnt all that good tbh

AAPL asking for a trim on the top but getting a fad

Record shattering aapl monies 🥳

With that kind of beat AAPL should be up at least 5%. MMs so greedy to keep demanding only regarded growth

Congrats AAPL holders you can get a pack of gum with your earnings

Is aapl 300 yet I was promised 300

2% up on aapl earnings seems deceptively low. Is it really the lack of extreme innovation? Despite the same phone, they keep on delivering profits.

Wtf am I supposed to do with this AAPL pump profit, buy a bag of Cheetos?

If you bought ATM AAPL calls, congratulations! You just made 0 dollars!

Lol, bols ultra despret for a +2% move on aapl, can't wait for open tomorrow to crush their dreams 

Aapl gets faded here RIP tech

Which is why I could count on one hand the times aapl missed earnings in the past decade

Even AAPL has 16% YOY revenue growth. I was told this company was dead.

Dig up stupid AAPL 🤡

I sold my 693c's I bought near the bottom today right at the top of AAPL and feel like a god, first big W in awhile. like a 15 bagger

aapl for last decade: iphone monopoly and stock buybacks

AAPL usually gets a small earnings bump, then a slow climb over the coming weeks. hope your calls are long dated

Because a 2% in AAPL is the size of SNDK

aapl worst risk/reard… shit could have gone down 10% on a miss yet its only up tiny 2% on a beat

Lol bought 100 shares 1 minute before release then sold 2 minutes after release. 1k realized. Thanks AAPL

Mms saw people celebrating AAPL and took it personally

APPLE $AAPL Q1’26 EARNINGS HIGHLIGHTS 🔹 Revenue: $143.76B (Est. $137B) 🟢; +16% YoY 🔹 EPS: $2.84 (Est. $2.67) 🟢; +19% YoY 🔹 iPhone: $85.27B (Est. $78.31B) 🟢; +23% YoY 🔹 Services: $30.01B (Est. $30B) 🟡; +14% YoY 🔹 Greater China: $25.53B (Est. $21.8B) 🟢; +38% YoY Segment Performance: 🔹 iPhone: $85.27B (Est. $78.31B) 🟢; +23% y/y 🔹 Mac: $8.39B (Est. $9.13B) 🔴; -6.7% y/y 🔹 iPad: $8.60B (Est. $8.18B) 🟢; +6.3% y/y 🔹 Wearables, Home & Accessories: $11.49B (Est. $12.13B) 🔴; -2.2% y/y 🔹 Services: $30.01B (Est. $30.02B) 🔴; +14% y/y 🔹 Products: $113.74B (Est. $107.69B) 🟢; +16% y/y Geographic Performance: 🔹 Americas: $58.53B (Est. $59.06B) 🔴; +11% y/y 🔹 Europe: $38.15B (Est. $36.82B) 🟢; +13% y/y 🔹 Greater China: $25.53B (Est. $21.82B) 🟢; +38% y/y 🔹 Japan: $9.41B (Est. $9.24B) 🟢; +4.7% y/y 🔹 Rest of Asia Pacific: $12.14B (Est. $11.39B) 🟢; +18% y/y Financials: 🔹 Gross Margin: $69.23B (Est. $65.50B) 🟢; +19% y/y 🔹 Net Income: $42,097M 🔹 Operating Income: $50,852M 🔹 Operating Cash Flow: $53,925M 🔹 Installed Base: More than 2.5B active devices Capital Return: 🔹 Dividend: $0.26/share; payable Feb 12, 2026 (record Feb 9, 2026) 🔹 Buybacks: $24,701M 🔹 Dividends Paid: $3,921M Commentary: 🔸 “...installed base now has more than 2.5 billion active devices...” 🔸 “...record business performance and strong margins led to EPS growth of 19 percent, setting a new all-time EPS record,” 🔸 “...generated nearly $54 billion in operating cash flow, allowing us to return almost $32 billion to shareholders.”

If AAPL goes red you’ll see me on the news

Why cant AAPL go up 12% like Sandick

AAPL allergic to $265. Must be the call wall for tomorrow. Had to fight hard to cross it on the numbers hitting and very quickly smacked down below it.

Any hope that AAPL reverses late at night? I bought puts

AAPL can you do the opposite of MSFT and melt up into the morning

aapl investors buying sandisk and mu