AAPL

#Imagine thinking tim AAPL will make qqq clear heavy 637 resistance lmfao

My AAPL puts are fucked but at least call holders died with me.

AAPL .10c green you can’t stop THIS market

Regards were playing AAPL earnings? It never moves .

AAPL is flat. Cmon

AAPL had me really excited about 4 hours ago. Now I’m back to somewhere between neutral and sad

Aapl back to pre earnings is criminal fucking hell

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Aapl fucked everyone

Even for earnings aapl is the most boring stock known to mankind

ain’t no refractory period when life fucks you in the ass knowing me AAPL will open -5%

AAPL: +0.34% SNDK: +19.4% LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So far turns out selling AAPL few min before close was a good idea

Up 12% on my aapl daily what a waste of time

AAPL should be up like 5% or more. Continue to grow at double digits with strong margins and minimal capex.

Had late work meetings, looks like AAPl just earnings and only up a buck. What gives?

Make it fucking make sense. AAPL - great earnings, great guidance, after hours it goes up .5%. HOOD - "yeah, we might be involved in the trump accounts". Shit goes up 2%. Fuck you HOOD, you POS stock losing me money until the moment I sell. Then that shit goes up.

AAPL you pos 🤬

AAPL - Record breaking sales, improving sales and outlook, flat. TSLA - we might merge with ourselves +3.5%

AAPL: blew out earnings. Markets: best I can do is two fiddy cents for you LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

TCGL beating AAPL with only 8 employees KEK 🤣 🤣

Apple: let’s use the word “staggering” to describe our iPhone sales, that will surely juice the stock price! AAPL: +0.63%

AAPL trades like a TBill 🤣

AAPL doing me dirty

Aapl being up $1.5 from this morning is diabolical

$AAPL China sales growth went up nearly 40% YOY

Hoping china pumps AAPL when they open their markets if thats even a thing idk im regarded

AAPL getting a little micro pump, perhaps my calls won’t be dead if we can get to 265 by open

Lol were they waiting for AAPL to end conference before buying in?

So aapl pls just stay flat so i can exit without big loss

in eventful aftermarket AAPL confirmed it's alive 2 times.

AAPL will be up bigly tomorrow

I wonder if these AAPL shareholders look at the ticker right after they asked their shitty questions. These people are doorknobs

I wasn’t hoping for much, just a small 3% gain and AAPL can’t even do that

Dudes on foodstamps talking about "AAPL *only* paid $3.4 billion in taxes". Single mom disease brain.

AAPL isn’t gonna pump tomorrow is it 🤧

AAPL suffering from a short ladder attack after hours

aapl pumping not once but twice and giving all back for virtually 0 gain

Yeah I’m glad I sat out aapl earnings

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AAPL flat. IV crush. Well played theta gang.

STFU AAPL investors 🤬

AAPL theta throat fucking both sides of the trade lol

Thank you AAPL for not shitting the bed at least but my dogshit OTM call will forsure be theta wrecked if this doesnt pick up steam. Also fuck Elon wtf is this shit i thought people would roll over MSFT sells into AAPL at least more than the average stagnant earnings that AAPL has beaten that LAST 12 CONSECUTIVE TIMES and drills EVERY TIME!

AAPL typical earnings movement. Every single time

All aapl options holder have lost, thanks for playing, more luck next time

Sometimes I simply don’t understand earnings. AAPL had on of the best quarters and the stock can barely stay up. I think it could be red by open tomorrow morning.

AAPL wants red

Aapl calls were ITM for 74 seconds twice! Nice!

msft, aapl stock underperforming while tsla is surging for no good reason...hmm.